2024 Tus sau: Leah Sherlock | [email protected]. Kawg hloov kho: 2023-12-17 05:37
Kev tso dag txog kev npau suav yog ib qho ntawm cov ntsiab lus nrov tshaj plaws hauv cov dab neeg. Tom qab tag nrho, sawv daws tsaug zog, thiab txhua leej txhua tus npau suav. Yog li, "cov ntsiab lus" ntawm kev npau suav tuaj yeem sib txawv, ib yam li kev npau suav lawv tus kheej tuaj yeem sib txawv.
Ntawm no yog cov lus tso dag thiab lom zem tshaj plaws txog kev pw tsaug zog. Peb txheeb lawv los ntawm cov cim thiab xwm txheej.
Npau suav thiab tshuaj
Kev lig kev cai, tib neeg tuaj ntsib kws kho mob nrog kev tsis txaus siab ntawm kev pw tsaug zog lossis npau suav phem. Tab sis cov neeg zoo li koj thiab kuv…
- Tus kws kho mob, qhia kuv, puas zoo dua pw nrog koj lub taub hau mus rau sab hnub poob lossis sab hnub tuaj?
- Ay, tus kuv hlub, qhov chaw pw zoo tshaj plaws nyob rau sab hnub poob. Thiab txhua yam…
Nco ntsoov tias kev pw tsaug zog ntawm koj lub plab tsis zoo rau koj txoj hnyuv, thiab kev pw tsaug zog ntawm koj nraub qaum yog qhov tsis zoo rau koj tus txha nraub qaum. Tsis txhob pw ntawm koj sab xis - lub siab yuav mob, koj yuav pw ntawm koj sab laug - kev cuam tshuam hauv lub siab yog lav. Program "Nyob noj qab nyob zoo!" xav kom koj npau suav zoo!
- Tus kws kho mob, Kuv tau npau suav tias kuv yog thawj pab pawg neeg cannibals, thiab kuv pab pawg thiab kuv noj kuv tus poj niam ib hmos…
- Zoo, nws tsuas yog npau suav xwb!
- Yog, tab sis kuv tus poj niam mus qhov twg?
Tus boxer muaj npau suav phem uas ib tug txiv pear muab nws hloov, ib tug niam misnws npau suav tias nws raug nyuj muab mis nyuj, thiab tus kws kho mob tau ua npau suav tias nws tau txais kev hu xov tooj los ua kev zoo siab hnub yug rau txhua tus neeg mob.
Tus txiv tsev los yog ib tug txiv neej muaj npau suav
Kev tso dag txog tus txiv neej pw tsaug zog, tau kawg, tsis tuaj yeem tab sis cuam tshuam rau tsev neeg kev sib raug zoo.
Ib tug txiv neej hais rau lwm tus:
- Kwv yees, Kuv tau npau suav phem hmo ntuj: Marilyn Monroe, Sharon Stone thiab kuv tus poj niam Zinka tau tawm tsam kom muaj cai nrog kuv pw.
- Vim li cas npau suav phem?
- So Zinka yeej!
Ib tug txiv neej nkees nkees los tsev los ntawm kev ua haujlwm, noj hmo, mus pw, thiab ib ncig ntawm nws tus poj niam thiab niam tais flickering, lawv tsis cia lawv so. Niam tais thov kom nws dai khaub ncaws, tus poj niam - kom nws hliv tshuaj lom nas.
- Yog, kuv nkag siab, - nws yws los ntawm nws pw tsaug zog. - Dab tsi yog incomprehensible? Dai niam tais hliv tshuaj rau tus poj niam…
Tus txiv hauv npau suav:
- Lu-yuba-ah… Luba!
Tus poj niam thawb nws:
- Luba zoo li cas?
Tus txiv tam sim ntawd sawv:
- Kev hlub, kwv tij, kev hlub, kev hlub, kwv tij nyob…
- Koj tsis yog koj tus kheej, ua li cas?
- Yog lawm, kuv tus poj niam tau npau suav tau ib lub lim tiam uas nws tab tom tham nrog Putin.
- Yog li cas?
- Kuv thov kom nws tso tseg rooj plaub no!
- Aw?
- Thiab nag hmo kuv npau suav ntawm ib tug FSB thiab hais tias nws yuav zoo dua rau kuv tsis txhob hnia kuv qhov ntswg qhov twg lawv tsis nug.
Cov tub ntxhais kawm uas ib txwm tsaug zog thaum hais lus qhuab qhia…
Morning. Lus qhuab qhia. Raws li ib txwm, ib tug tsawg bore. Thiab tus kws qhia ntawv tseem ceeb, tsis txhob pw tsaug zogmuab.
Ntxhais kev npau suav ntawm cov menyuam kawm ntawv thiab cov menyuam kawm ntawv kuj txawv ntawm lawv qhov kev sib txawv thiab ntau yam xwm txheej.
- Tub kawm Petrov! Koj pw hauv chav kawm dua!
- Kuv tsis tsaug zog, Ivan Ivanovich.
- Vim li cas koj qhov muag kaw?
- Nws tsuas yog kuv blinking maj mam.
Tsev kawm ntawv cov tub ntxhais kawm Valentin Sidorov tau teeb tsa lub ntiaj teb cov ntaub ntawv rau lub sijhawm pw tsaug zog. Hauv chav kawm keeb kwm, nws tau pw tsaug zog thaum xyoo pua 17th thiab sawv thaum Tsov Rog Thoob Ntiaj Teb thib ib pib.
Ib lus qhuab qhia ntawm ib tug tub kawm mus rau lwm tus:
- Hav, koj tuav ib phau ntawv upside down.
- Cia kuv nyob ib leeg ib yam, Freud.
- Freud yuav ua li cas nrog nws?
- Phau ntawv muaj ceg nyob qhov twg? Qhia rau nws ntxiv tias kuv saib ntawm nplooj ntawv rau nws…
Xib fwb nkees ntawm cov tub ntxhais kawm "nthuav" ntawm kev xeem thiab nug:
- Ok. Cov lus qhuab qhia kawg yog dab tsi, nco ntsoov?
Tus tub kawm nyob ntsiag to.
- Leej twg nyeem, nco ntsoov?
Tus tub kawm nyob ntsiag to.
- Cov lus nug tseem ceeb: koj lossis kuv?
Tom qab kev qhuab qhia, ib tug tub kawm los cuag tus kws qhia ntawv thiab nug:
- Qhia rau kuv, Pyotr Ivanovich, thaum koj mus pw, koj puas muab koj cov hwj txwv tso rau saum daim pam lossis hauv qab?
- Kuv tsis paub, hais ncaj, Kuv tsis xav txog nws …
Ib lub lis piam tom qab tus me nyuam no los mus xeem rau tus xib hwb, thiab tus xib fwb:
- Koj tsis pom peb li pob ntseg!
- Vim li cas?
- Kuv tsis tau pw ib lub lim tiam - thiab tsis xis nyob, thiab yog li!
lus qhia dav dav rau cov uas sim pw
Yuav kom tau pw tsaug zog zoo, koj yuav tsum haus dej tshuaj yej soothing, so so da dej thiab pov cov grenade ntawm cov neeg ruam no qw sab nraum qhov rais!
Yog koj pw tsis tsaug zog, tsuas suav yaj xwb tsis txaus. Cia txhua tus yaj qhia koj txog nws zaj dab neeg.
- Koj puas tau npau suav txog liab thiab hippo?
- Tsis yog…
- Saib seb!
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