Funny scenes about school. Funny luv sketches txog tsev kawm ntawv

2024 Tus sau: Leah Sherlock | [email protected]. Kawg hloov kho: 2023-12-17 05:37

Txoj kev kho kom zoo nkauj ntawm yuav luag txhua tus menyuam hnub so yog qhov funny scenes txog tsev kawm ntawv. KVN, tuav hauv tsev, Xyoo Tshiab, Xib Fwb Hnub, Tsev Kawm Ntawv Hnub yug - tab sis koj tsis paub vim li cas thiaj muaj kev lom zem!

Peb zoo siab muab rau koj xaiv ntau qhov xwm txheej uas yuav pab tsim kom muaj kev lom zem.

Short dialogues

Tshuaj lom zem me ntsis txog tsev kawm ntawv muaj nyob ntawm no tsis tas yuav kho kom zoo nkauj thiab nco cov ntawv ntev.

Ib tug tub kawm tsaug zog hais rau lwm tus:

- Kuv yuav tsum tsis haum!

- Vim li cas koj thiaj txiav txim siab?

- Yog, Kuv npog kuv tus kheej nrog ib daim pam thiab pw txhua lub sijhawm!

Ob tug tub kawm tom qab kawm geography:

- Kuv tseem tsis ntseeg tias lub ntiaj teb tig tig!

- Yog vim li cas?

- Yog, yog nws tig, lub hiav txwv yuav tawg ntev dhau los!

Tus poob siab hais rau tus phooj ywg:

- Koj xav li cas? Tus kws qhia ntawv thov kom kuv npe qhov yooj yim tshaj plaws, uas rov tsim dua los ntawm kev faib! Kuv kawm lejKuv tsis paub kiag li!

In the computer lab

Cov kev lom zem hauv qab no hais txog tsev kawm kuj tsis tas yuav kho kom zoo nkauj tshwj xeeb. Tsuas yog tom kawg yuav xav tau kev coj ua ntawm chav kawm computer.

Tus ntxhais kawm theem siab ruam, qhia tawm, saib lub ntsiav tshuaj zoo li hauv daim iav:

- Kuv lub teeb, daim iav, qhia kuv! Yog lawm, qhia qhov tseeb tag nrho! Kuv puas yog tus qab zib tshaj plaws hauv ntiaj teb? Slimmer thiab fashionable?

Daim iav (kos, tab sis npau taws):

- Kuv mam teb koj! Koj frazzled kuv tawm! Kuv yog ntsiav tshuaj!

Student nug xib fwb:

- Ivan Ivanovich, koj puas muaj ntsiav tshuaj thaum tseem yog menyuam yaus?

- Tsis yog koj yog dab tsi, thaum ntawd tsis muaj computer!

- Koj ua dab tsi?

- Sab nraum!

Tus poj niam tu tsev taug kev mus rau hauv chav tsev computer thiab nug kom nruj:

- Leej twg ntawm no paub siv computer?

Txhua tus tub ntxhais kawm, yam tsis muaj kev zam, teb: "Me".

Tus poj niam huv si (thov txim):

- Tom qab ntawd maj nrawm mus online thiab nrhiav qhov chaw uas lawv qhia siv chav dej!

School Anniversary Scene: funny thiab tsis ntev

Qhov scene no tsuas yog cov yam ntxwv ntawm cov neeg ua yeeb yam. Tus Nerd yuav tsum hnav tsom iav thiab hais lus nruj, thaum tus ntxhais thiab nws tus hluas nkauj yuav tsum saib tsis taus, ntxim hlub thiab zoo siab.

Tus txiv neej uas zoo li tus "nerd" hais rau nws tus phooj ywg:

- Xav, Tomka hu kuv mus tsev kom pom tias nws lub computer ua li cas! Kuv los thiab nwsThaj nws zaum tsis tau nyob hauv ib qho chaw! Nws tig rau ntawm lub rooj zaum, yog li txoj hlua yog qhov txhab ncig ntawm ceg ntawm lub rooj zaum. Kuv foom tsis zoo, muab txoj hlua khi, ntsaws rau hauv lub ntsaws uas tshwm sim, qhib nws lub computer thiab sab laug.

Tomochka, dov nws ob lub qhov muag, zoo siab qhia rau nws cov phooj ywg:

- Auj, qhov no Lyutikov kuj paub yuav ua li cas conjure!

- Koj yog dab tsi?!

- Zoo, yog, nws tuaj rau kuv, saib ze ntawm lub computer, tsa nws txhais tes, ntxhi ib yam dab tsi mystical, tig kuv lub rooj zaum 10 zaug counterclockwise, ncaws lub computer nrog nws txhais taw, ntxhi ib yam dab tsi mystical dua thiab ploj mus.. Xav txog, txhua yam ua haujlwm!

Classmate, qhuas:

- Wow! Wizard!

Nkauj lom zem heev txog tsev kawm ntawv

Tom qab piav qhia hauv zaj lus qhia ntawm kev tshawb fawb ntuj, tus kws qhia ntawv nug cov chav kawm:

- Zoo, tam sim no koj nkag siab tias vim li cas nws snows hauv lub caij ntuj no thiab tsis nyob rau lub caij ntuj sov?

Petrov, los ntawm qhov chaw:

- Tau kawg, kuv nkag siab! Yog nws poob rau lub caij ntuj sov, nws yuav yaj!

Ntawm lus Lavxias, tus kws qhia hais tias:

- Petrov, "Kuv tab tom kawm, koj tab tom kawm, nws tab tom kawm" - lub sijhawm twg yog?

Petrov, nrog lub siab:

- Poob, Mary Ivanna!

Cov phooj ywg mus cuag ib tus menyuam kawm ntawv zoo thiab hais tias:

- Andryukha, cia peb mus noj mov nrog cov ntxhais hmo no!

Andrey, xav:

- Tsis yog, kuv yuav tsis nrog koj mus! Nyob ntawd lub suab nrov nrov, sawv daws ua suab nrov…

- Yog li cas?

- Yog, Kuv tsis ntseeg tias nyob rau hauv ib puag ncig zoo li no kuv yuav nkag siab qhov tseem ceeb ntawm Lebesgue-Stieltjes ib txwm muaj.

Sketches rau cov menyuam yaus

Nkauj lom zem hauv qab no yog rau tsev kawm ntawv theem qis. Lawv tuaj yeem ua tiav pom ntawm hnub so nrog menyuam yaus. Muaj tseeb tiag, cov tub ntxhais kawm theem siab yuav tau pab lawv cov tub ntxhais hluas hauv qhov no.

Cov tub ntxhais kawm theem siab hais rau nws cov phooj ywg:

- Saib seb tus kawm qib thawj no ruam npaum li cas! Tam sim no kuv mam qhia koj!

Hu tus menyuam thiab thaum nws los txog, hais rau nws:

- Hauv tes no kuv muaj 50 rubles, thiab hauv tes no 10 - koj yuav muab dab tsi rau koj tus kheej?

Tus menyuam yuav siv 10 rubles. Cov tub ntxhais kawm theem siab luag nyav, ntswj ntiv tes ntawm lub tuam tsev, shrug.

Ib tug phooj ywg ntawm tus tub kawm qib ib ntawm sab xis nug nws:

- Vim li cas koj xaiv 10 rubles?

tus tub kawm qib ib nrog lub suab txaus siab:

- Zoo, yog kuv xaiv 50, ces qhov kev ua si yuav dhau!

Cov tub ntxhais kawm thawj zaug saib tus ntxhais kawm theem siab manicure (admiringly):

- Wow, ntev npaum li cas koj cov ntsia hlau!

High school girl, coy:

- Koj nyiam dab tsi?

- Yog, yog! Nws yuav tsum yooj yim mus nce ntoo nrog lawv!

Niam saib rau hauv phau ntawv teev npe ntawm tus menyuam kawm ntawv thawj zaug. Thiab muaj tus deuce hla tawm, thiab muaj plaub nyob ib sab ntawm nws. Niam, nrog ntshai:

- Vanechka! Qhov no yog dab tsi?!

Vanya, maj mam saib nws niam:

- Tus xib hwb qhia peb tias yog peb xav tau, peb kho tau qib phem!

Sketches nrog cov xibfwb

Cov lus piav qhia luv luv hauv qab no hais txog tsev kawm tuaj yeem ua si ntawm koj tus kheej, lossis koj tuaj yeem caw cov xibfwb los koom nrog lawv.

Hais lus rau tus kws qhia:

- Sidorkin, koj puas tau cog lus rau kuv tias koj yuav kho koj lub deuce?

- Yog, Mary Ivanna.

- Kuv tsis tau cog lus tias yuav hu koj niam koj txiv yog koj tsis ua?

- Yog, Mary Ivanna, tab sis yog tias kuv tsis ua raws li kuv cov lus cog tseg, ces koj ua tsis tau li koj li!

Tus kws qhia saib nruj ntawm tus neeg tuaj lig:

- Semyon! Koj twb lig lawm! Lub sijhawm no yog dab tsi?

Semyon, txhaum:

- Mary Ivanna, Kuv sawv, saib lub sijhawm, thiab ntsais muag tsis tiav.

Tus kws qhia suab paj nruag tham nrog niam:

- Koj tus ntxhais yuav tsum ntaus piano ntxiv!

Niam, sighing hnyav:

- Vajtswv, ntau ntxiv! Peb cov neeg zej zog xya tau tsiv tawm!

Nkauj, npau suav…

Cov kev lom zem me me ntawm tsev kawm ntawv yuav tsum tau kho kom zoo nkauj me me uas qhia tias cov txiv neej tau tawm hauv tsev kawm, txawm hais tias cov kev sib tham no tuaj yeem tshwm sim thaum lub sijhawm so. Txhua yam nyob ntawm qhov kev xav ntawm tus thawj coj.

Sidorov, sighing hnyav, mus tsev los ntawm tsev kawm ntawv. Ivanov nug nws:

- Sidorov, koj ua dab tsi? Tau txais ib tug deuce?

Sidorov tu siab:

- Aw-huh.

Thiab ntxiv npau suav:

- Xav seb nws yuav yooj yim npaum li cas los kawm yog tias lub theorem hauv geometry tuaj yeem ua pov thawj nrog cov lus: "Yog, koj pom!"

Guy dreamily: “Nws yuav tsis zoo yog tias peb nyeem tau lub siab! Tom qab ntawd kuv yuav paub yuav teb li cas hauv chav kawm!”

Nws tus phooj ywg: Yog, thiabKuv kuj yuav paub tias tus xibhwb xav li cas thaum koj teb tsis raug!”

Romance

Tau kawg, funny luv luv sketches txog tsev kawm ntawv tsis tuaj yeem tsis quav ntsej txog qhov xav tsis thoob li cas qee zaum kev sib hlub ntawm cov tub thiab ntxhais tau tshwm sim hauv tsev kawm.

Vovochka escorts Masha tsev los ntawm tsev kawm ntawv thiab hais rau nws hesitantly:

- Mloog, Masha, Kuv xav lees txim rau koj (ntev), (ces nws hais sai sai) thaum koj tab tom taug kev mus rau lub blackboard, Kuv rub tawm tis ntawm ya ya thiab muab pov rau hauv koj lub hnab ntawv! Thov txim kuv!

Masha, squinting slyly:

- Kuv xav tias nws qab zoo?

Vovochka tsis meej pem:

- Tsis paub… Koj nug dab tsi?

Masha calmly:

- Yog, kuv xav thov txim thiab! Kuv muab pov rau hauv koj cov kua zaub hauv lub tsev noj mov thaum koj tawm mus noj mov!

Thov luag me ntsis ntxiv

Txawm tias qhov kev lom zem tshaj plaws ntawm tsev kawm ntawv feem ntau coj ncaj qha los ntawm lub neej, yog li cov neeg ua haujlwm ntawm hnub so tuaj yeem muaj qee yam zoo sib xws rau lawv tus kheej.

Ntawm lus Lavxias, Vovochka nug nws tus phooj ywg lub rooj:

- Hnov hais kom raug: tsev cheese lossis tsev cheese?

Tus neeg nyob ze, kho nws lub tsom iav, nrog lub ntsej muag ntse:

- Hais txog "o"!

Vovochka, tom qab ib ntus:

- Ua tsaug! Tau cawm, cawm dim!

Ib tug phooj ywg (nws zoo li tus menyuam kawm ntawv zoo) hais tias, sighing:

- Yog, Lozhkin, koj tsis yog phooj ywg nrog koj lub taub hau!

Lozhkin, shrugging nws lub xub pwg nyom:

- Thiab kuv muaj kev sib raug zoo nrog nws - Kuv pub nws, thiab nws xav!

Hais lus rau tus kws qhia ntawv

Nkauj lom zem hais txog tsev kawm - txawm koj npaj KVN los yog lwm yam lom zem - ua tsis tiav yog tsis muaj kev sib tham zoo ib yam li cov hauv qab no.

Xib fwb tham nrog cov tub ntxhais kawm hnav khaub ncaws hnav khaub ncaws:

- Lera, ua tau zoo, koj tsis tuaj kawm ntawv lig!

- Yes, Mary Ivanna, tag nrho yog vim niam.

- Nws puas tau nrog koj tham?

- Tsis yog, nws nyuam qhuav yuav nws tus kheej qee cov khau Italian zoo nkauj!

- Yog li cas?

- Zoo li cas? Tam sim no kuv sawv ua ntej kom muaj sij hawm muab lawv tso ua ntej kuv niam! (Zoo siab laus)

Tus kws qhia nws txhais tes.

Ib tug xib fwb laus quaj thaum nws hais rau nws cov npoj yaig:

- Tej zaum kuv yuav tsum tso tseg!

- Koj hais dab tsi! Koj yog tus kws qhia ntawv zoo tshaj plaws hauv tsev kawm!

- Kuv ua haujlwm dhau lawm… Kuv mus rau lub tsheb ciav hlau thaum sawv ntxov, muaj neeg coob heev, Kuv tsa kuv lub qhov muag thiab hais nruj nreem: "Nyob zoo, zaum!"

Funny? Tau kawg nws funny

Zaj nkauj hais txog tsev kawm ntawv zoo heev vim lawv ua si yooj yim, tsis tas yuav xyaum ua kom qaug zog. Qhov tseem ceeb tshaj plaws yog tias koj lub siab zoo siab tau xa mus rau cov neeg tuaj saib!

- Mitya, koj puas paub lo lus "super" txhais li cas?

- Zoo, yog, nws yog ib yam loj heev, nws tsis tuaj yeem loj dua qhov ntawd.

- Thiab "hyper"?

- Thiab "siab"… (Mitya rub nws lub hauv pliaj) Oh! Nov yog qhov "super" ntau dua!

Ntxhais dancing at the disco:

- Mloog, koj puas paub tias lub mosol yog dab tsi?

- Zoo, qhov no yog pob txha loj, lawv muab tso rau hauv borscht. Koj nug dab tsi?

- Yes, I hear a cool song here: "Koj kuv lub siab, Koj tus ntsuj plig…"

Music los ntawm ib zaj nkauj nto moo ua los ntawm Modern Talking pib suab rau theem

Petka nrog lub teeb "lantern" loj hauv qab nws lub qhov muag thiab nws tus phooj ywg:

- Petka, vim li cas koj npog?

- Ua si snowball sib ntaus nrog ib tug ntxhais!

- Yog li cas?

- Yog li nws hloov tawm tias nws yog los ntawm pab pawg hluas ncaws pob! Thiab cov no tsis nco!

Tshuaj nyob rau hauv chav xauv khoom

Qee qhov kev lom zem txog tsev kawm ntawv xav tau kev koom tes ntxiv. Tab sis lawv tseem yuav tsis yooj yim teeb tsa.

Ntxhais nkauj ntxawm thiab luag tus txiv siab tawv. Tus kws qhia ntawv nres lawv:

- Nres! Dab tsi tshwm sim?!

Ib tug ntxhais npau taws:

- Lyutikov spied rau peb hauv chav xauv khoom!

Tus kws qhia ntawv, saib nruj ntawm Lyutikov:

- Yog li cas, koj puas nyiam nws?

Lyutikov nyob twj ywm hauv kev tsis meej pem, ces nrov nrov:

- Tsis yog!

Cov ntxhais hauv chorus, kos tawm thiab ua phem:

- Cas tsis yog?!

Ib co lus qhia rau cov thawj coj

Tag nrho cov yeeb yam lom zem txog tsev kawm ntawv, raws li koj nkag siab, yuav tsum tau ua tiag tiag thiab tiag. Cov khoom dai me me kuj tsis raug mob.

Nyob rau theem, piv txwv li, ob lub rooj thiab lub pob zeb dub tuaj yeem muab tso rau kom rov tsim qhov zoo li ntawm chav kawm. Yog tias cov xwm txheej tshwm sim thaum lub sijhawm so lossis ntawm txoj kev mus tsev, koj tuaj yeem npau suav. Rau "txoj kev hauv tsev" ib tsob ntoo lossis lub rooj ntev zaum txaus. Thiab qhov xwm txheej tshwm sim hauv tsev kawm txoj kev hauv tsev tuaj yeem ua tauua si pem hauv ntej ntawm lub qhov rais loj hauv keeb kwm yav dhau.

Qhov tseem ceeb hauv cov xwm txheej no yog tsis txhob overload lawv nrog decorations. Lawv luv luv, thiab yog li ntawd qhov tseem ceeb yuav tsum yog ntawm cov neeg ua yeeb yam hais, thiab tsis yog nyob ib puag ncig nws thaum lub sijhawm ntawd.

Tau tsim cov yeeb yaj kiab hauv ib qho kev hais kwv txhiaj, koj tuaj yeem caw tus kws tshaj lij uas yuav qhia cov neeg tuaj saib qhov xwm txheej no tshwm sim. Xav txog, thiab koj hnub so yuav nco ntsoov nco ntsoov thiab ua rau muaj kev xav zoo tshaj plaws!