Nkauj tawm tshiab txog lub npe

2024 Tus sau: Leah Sherlock | [email protected]. Kawg hloov kho: 2023-12-17 05:37

Kev tso dag tso dag yog nrov heev ntawm cov tuam txhab. Daring "nicknames" thiab "npe npe" yog siv nyob rau hauv tsev kawm ntawv, cov tub hluas nyob rau hauv lub mev thiab txawm me me nyob rau hauv kindergartens. Cov neeg nyiam kev lom zem them nyiaj tshwj xeeb rau cov npe lossis thawj lub npe ntawm "tus neeg raug tsim txom" thiaj li tuaj yeem tawm tsam kev tso dag. Thiab ua li cas koj tsis tuaj yeem tso dag, yog lub xeem tsuas yog nug lub npe hu ua funny?

Thaum me nyuam yug los, niam txiv xav ntev thiab nyuaj txog lawv lub npe. Sim ntawm lub xeem lub npe, patronymic. Feem ntau, cov niam nyiam hu lawv cov menyuam yaus cov npe txawv txawv los ntawm qee cov yeeb yaj kiab lossis ua yeeb yam. Feem ntau cov no yog cov npe nrov txawv teb chaws: Isabella, Aurika, Aristarchus, Leopold. Cov niam txiv xav kom lawv tus menyuam nyob ib leeg ntawm nws cov phooj ywg, tsis xav txog qhov tseeb tias Cleopatra, khiav ntawm Katya thiab Nastyushka, zoo li tsis txaus ntseeg nrog nws lub npe majestic. Tus me nyuam loj hlob tuaj, tig rau hauv ib pab neeg thiab yeej yuav ntsib cov lus tso dag tsis txaus ntseeg txog cov npe. Tshwj xeeb tshaj yog tias nws lub npe txawv txawv thiab defiant. Cov tswv ntawm cov npe yooj yim kuj muaj lub sijhawm nyuaj, piv txwv li, Vanya, Anton, Pavlik thiab Stas. Yog li ib lub suab zoo los yog tus nplaig twister rau lub npe qhia nws tus kheej.

Txhua lub npe muaj lus tso dag me ntsis

Cov lus tso dag tsis txaus ntseeg nrog cov npe pom lawv txoj hauv kev tawm hauv cov lus sarcastic, nkauj sab laug lossis cov nkauj zoo nkauj. Lub npe rhymes yog nrov tsis tsuas yog nyob rau hnub yug. Lawv nyiam cov neeg txawj ntse thiab thab plaub kom rov nrhiav tau qhov laj thawj kom luag.

Teasers uas pib nrog cov kab lus: "Yog tias koj lub npe yog … " yog nrov heev.

• "Yog koj lub npe yog Vova - clumsy li nyuj"
• "Yog koj lub npe yog Sveta - tawv li luam yeeb"
• "Yog koj lub npe yog Eugene, koj pob ntseg zoo li dumplings"
• "Yog koj lub npe yog Irina - daim duab no txaus ntshai"
• "Yog koj lub npe Sasha, koj lub ntsej muag qias neeg"
• "Yog koj lub npe yog Serezha, ces koj muaj lub kaus mom rog"
• "Yog koj lub npe yog Oksana, koj zoo li liab"
• "Yog koj lub npe yog Tanya, da dej quaj tom qab koj"
• "Koj lub npe yog Michael?.. Nws paub meej tias peb leej twg tau ua!"
• "Yog koj lub npe yog Alyosha, koj yog ib tug holey galosh"
• "Yog koj lub npe yog Andrew - tawm sai sai!"
• "Yog koj lub npe yog Polina, koj cov tawv nqaij zoo li av nplaum."
• "Yog koj lub npe yog Katya, ntxuav hauv qab txaj."
• "Koj lub npe yog Konstantin - koj yog ib tug ruam!"
• "Yog koj npe hu ua Gena, tawm ntawm txhua txoj kev."
• "Yog koj lub npe yog Roma, ces koj zoo li ib tug gnome"
• "Yog koj lub npe yog Kolya, ces koj yog tus neeg haus cawv."
• "Yog koj lub npe yog Camilla, koj muaj hniav khej."
• "Yog koj lub npe yog Denis, tawm hauv ntuj raug txim ntawm no!"
• "Yog koj lub npe yog Tishka, koj panties tawg."
• "Yog koj lub npe Egor, koj ntub laj kab"
• "Yog koj lub npe yog Alenka, ces koj muaj ntsuab ntsuab ntawm koj hauv pliaj"
• "Yog koj lub npe yog Arina, ces koj zoo li ib tug goose"
• "Yog koj hu ua Vera, koj haus npias yam tsis ntsuas."

Ivanov - koj yog dab tsi

Nkauj ruam tshaj cov tub hluas tuaj txog tom tsev kawm ntawv. Lawv siv tsis tau tsuas yog thawj lub npe, tab sis kuj yog lub xeem lub npe ntawm cov tsis muaj hmoo. Qee lub npe tsis tas yuav muaj kev xav tshwj xeeb. Zoo li lawv tab tom thov lub npe menyuam yaus lom zem:

• Yuav
• Zhirnova
• Popkova
• Petushinsky
• Duritsky
• Txoj kev tuag
• tsis haus dej
• Nalivaiko
• Babai
• Frost
• Ntshai
• Blokhina
• Trachtenberg
• Okhrimenko
• Babayeva
• Gnidenko
• Asshole
• Fatty
• Mogilevich
• YGolikov
• YTarkhanov
• Popadiets
• Piv txwv
• Kovbasyuk
• Nkauj
• Durboy
• Krivoshei
• Piskunov
• Mamontov
• Pugach
• Rakova
• Grudieva
• Borodulina
• Bykov
• Kozin
• Liznik
• Durov
• Pilyuskin
• Popovich
• Troup
• Kutya
• Blink
• Chervyakova
• Kozlova
• Zubarev
• Proskurin
• Kapelyashkin
• Parrot
• Kopeikin
• Murashkin
• Lupachev
• Marmyshkin
• Piskunov
• Siskova
• Magpie
• Doolin
• Lyapkin
• Pupykina
• Busonina
• Borschev
• Pig
• Rough
• Nosova
• Bugaev
• Korovaikin
• Puzinnikova
• Bearded.

Nkauj kho siab heev ua rau lub npe hu ua si lom zem thiab lom zem heev ntawm cov neeg ua phem thiab cov mloog.

Rhyming lub npe

Lub npe thiab lub xeem yog ib qho chaw nrov rau kev tso dag tso dag. Cov tub thiab cov menyuam kawm ntawv - cov neeg nyiam tuaj nrog cov lus ntse thiab cov npe menyuam yaus cuam tshuam nrog lub npe ntawm lawv cov phooj ywg.

Cov npe uas muaj peb lossis plaub lo lus sib koom ua ke zoo heev:

• "Roman - nto qaub ncaug rau hauv koj lub hnab ris"
• "Karina - haus ib khob ntawm kerosene"
• "Andrey yog ib tug neeg ruam uas paub zoo"
• "Alice yog tus nas blond"
• "Boris - ntaus nws lub taub hau rau qhov encore"
• "Sashka is a shaggy lamb"
• "Veronica yog strawberry rotten"
• "Anatoly - taug kev liab qab"
• "Natasha yog eared zoo li Cheburashka"
• "Angelina - noj Vaseline"
• "Vasily - gorillas zoo nkauj dua"
• "Arthur yog ib qho qub."

Yogtsev kawm ntawv lub rooj zaum

Cov lus tso dag tsis txaus ntseeg nrog cov npe tau txais txawm tias nyob hauv qib thawj hauv tsev kawm ntawv, thaum cov menyuam yaus tau paub txog thawj nqe thiab xyaum nrog cov lus sib dhos. Yuav ua li cas tsis hloov lo lus zoo rau lub npe ntawm cov phooj ywg hauv chav kawm? Ua tau zoo saib thiab lom zem heev:

• Andrey yog ib tug Sparrow
• Alexander - spacesuit
• Alyosha - galosh
• Arkhip - influenza
• Arkasha - curdled milk
• Tolik is a luav
• Bogdan - lub thawv
• Barek - ember
• Vova is a nyuj
• Vitek is a skater
• Ivan is a ram
• Valera - cholera
• Roller - crane
• Garik - cracker
• Gena - ua npuas ncauj
• Gavrila is a sucker
• Grisha - lub ru tsev
• Dima is an image
• Daniel tus crocodile
• Egor - ax
• Emelyan qaug cawv

Nyob zoo ib tsoom niam txiv kwv tij neej tsas sawv daws

• Zakhar yog yoov tshaj cum
• Ilya yog npua
• Igor yog npuas
• Nikolai is a samurai
• Maxa is a dachshund
• Micah yog nto moo
• Nikitos - Ntsws, saib xyuas
• Oleg - khiav
• Petrukha - pob ntseg
• Pashka - kab laum
• Rusik - panty
• Roman - drum
• Zoo yog ib tug mace
• Seryozha - mug
• Tikhon - griffin
• Timur - Cupid
• Fedya tus dais
• Feofan is a blockhead
• Yurets - dib
• Yan is a brawler
• Yashka - lamb
• Yarik yog lub teeb nyem.

koj cov ntxhais nyob qhov twg?

Ntxhais lus dag - kev thuam phem rau cov ntxhais thiab cov phooj ywg ntawm cov tub thab plaub. Tab sis qhov tseeb no tsis thab cov txiv neej. Lawv nrog zoo heevnrog kev zoo siab lawv tuaj nrog txhua hom npe menyuam yaus thiab "npe npe" rau cov ntxhais lub npe.

Piv txwv:

• Alla nkees
• Anechka - T-shirt
• Alice is a nas
• Angelina - mandolin
• Arina - mob caj pas
• Alina - viburnum
• Bella - caav
• Jackdaw-khiav hlua
• Valya is the bestial
• Vika - blackberry
• Vita - trough
• Diana yog tus liab
• Dina is a dog
• Irish - Fukish
• Zina is an image
• Eve - nkees ntawm
• Lencha - kalancha
• Lyudka - booth
• Lida - chim siab
• Lyuba yog lub tsho tiv no
• Katyukha is a fly
• Ksyushka - pampushka
• Karina is a beast
• Marina - tangerine
• Nina - painting
• Ntasha is a mess
• Kev Cia Siab - khaub ncaws
• Tonya - pw tsaug zog
• Tamara is gloomy
• Tanyushka yog npua
• Polina -ballerina
• Svetka - pipette
• Olka - balabolka
• Sveta - cutlet
• Ulya is a bitch
• YChristina - Tina
• Yulka - bobbin
• Shura - tsheb
• Faina is a me nyuam
• Yanka is a liab.

tsis ua phem, tab sis zoo

Kev txaj muag rau ib tug phooj ywg yuav tsis ntxiv dag zog rau kev phooj ywg, tab sis kev muaj peev xwm hais tau lawv lub npe yuav pab sau ntawv hnub yug ode. Yog tias qhov kev xav tshwm sim los ua ib tus phooj ywg thiab ntxiv ob peb lo lus rau nws lub npe, koj tseem yuav tsum coj mus rau hauv tus account nws qhov kev lom zem thiab hnyav txhua lo lus.

Qee witty rhymes tsim nyog qivqhov chaw nyob rau hauv ib tug funny congratulatory rhyme. Piv txwv li:

• "Peb tus phooj ywg Alena, ua kom zoo nkauj thiab hlub!"
• "Peb xav Andryusha qab thiab noj qab nyob zoo!"
• "Thiab rau peb Alevtina peb yuav nqa txiv kab ntxwv!"
• "Yog li ntawd Olya tsis dhuav, peb yuav muab cov luav no rau nws!"
• "Zoo siab hnub yug, ua kev zoo siab rau Vasya thiab zaum kom qaub tam sim ntawd!"
• "Valyusha tau dhau los ua tus zoo nkauj tshaj plaws, peb muab qhwv ntsej rau nws pob ntseg!"
• "Sveta hu nkauj zoo nkauj npaum li cas, nws cov tub txib zoo!"
• "Peb Fyodor yog ib tus neeg ua haujlwm zoo, nws ib txwm muaj zog thiab zoo siab!"
• "Hnub no Natalia sparkles zoo li kub puav pheej!"
• "Nws yog koj lub hnub yug, Vitek! Nov yog ib lub hnab oxygen ua khoom plig rau koj!"
• "Peb Anna yog leej twg? Nws yog tus poj niam uas tsis muaj qhov muag!"
• "Koj zoo nkauj npaum li cas, Konstantin, ntawm cov neeg haus luam yeeb thib ib!"
• "Igor khiav zoo, peb xav tau nws hauv Major League!"
• "Cia siab rau Nikolai ua ke, hnub no nws ua siab zoo, nws tsis tawv!"
• "Saib, Vadim tseem ceeb npaum li tus noog!"
• "Peb cov zaub mov Masha yog qhov zoo tshaj plaws ntawm kev ua noj porridge!"
• "Hnub no, peb Alexey hnav nws lub ris zoo tshaj plaws!"
• "Saib daim iav, Natasha, koj laus dua thiab zoo nkauj dua!"
• "Leej twg tsis paub qhov no Ksyushka, luag ntxhi?"
• "Hnub no, txhua tus zoo nkauj, txawm tias rog Alexei!"
• "Hnub Ilya ua dab tsi? Nyob rau hauv tus dej, hauv hiav txwv, los ntawm tus dej?" (Hnub Eliyas.)
• "Cia pat tus tawv ncauj Tema, nwsyog li tsis muaj kev cia siab ntawm peb!"
• "Thiab nqe no yog rau peb Timoshi, koj zoo siab thiab zoo npaum li cas!"

Like me nyuam

Cov neeg laus nyiam dag ntau npaum li menyuam yaus. Inventing offensive tso dag nrog cov npe yog ib qho kev ntxim nyiam ua haujlwm rau cov npoj yaig ua haujlwm, tshwj xeeb tshaj yog cov txiv neej ib nrab. Hloov cov npe thiab cov npe, kev dag ntxias cov neeg ua haujlwm yog qhov nthuav txawm rau cov neeg uas tau mus txog lub hnub nyoog muaj kev hwm heev. Yog li ntawd, ib tug neeg puas siab puas ntsws rov qab mus rau lub sijhawm tsis tu ncua ntawm cov hluas, cuam tshuam los ntawm cov teeb meem niaj hnub.

Lawv tso dag tsis txaus ntshai li lom zem pab neeg:

• "Peb Vadim yog nruj thiab tsis sib haum xeeb".
• "Peb Olya yog quav cawv."
• "Lawv hais tias Andrei yog neeg txom nyem thiab, zoo li, neeg Yudais."
• "Saib, Venya muaj antlers zoo li mos lwj."
• "Zoo yog peb Milena, ua rau kev ntxeev siab."
• "Peb lub qhov muag Vicki thiab qw zoo."
• "Au, boring melody - zoo li Methodius lub suab!"

Ntxhais lus tso dag txog lub npe tau, yog, thiab, hmoov tsis, yuav yog. Hnov lawv hauv koj qhov chaw nyob, tsis txhob ua siab ntev. Koj yuav tsum muaj peev xwm luag ntawm koj tus kheej, txawj parry thiab tswj kev noj qab haus huv ntawm kev lom zem