2024 Tus sau: Leah Sherlock | [email protected]. Kawg hloov kho: 2023-12-17 05:37
Tus cwj pwm no funny nrog lub qhov muag loj tau tsim los ntawm Eduard Uspensky hauv xyoo 1966. Tab sis Cheburashka thiab nws tus phooj ywg Crocodile Gena tau nrov tsuas yog peb xyoos tom qab tso tawm cov duab tas luav txog lawv txoj kev taug txuj kev nyuaj ntawm cov ntxaij vab tshaus hauv lub tebchaws. Cov tsos ntawm cov lus tso dag txog Cheburashka thiab Gena ib zaug tau lees paub qhov muaj koob meej thiab txawm tias qee qhov "universality" ntawm cov cim - tom qab tag nrho, cov lus tso dag sib txawv heev: ob qho tib si rau cov menyuam yaus thiab cov neeg laus, thiab naive, thiab qias neeg, thiab txawm hais meej meej. txim txhaum.
Cov menyuam yaus tso dag txog Cheburashka thiab Gena
Feem ntau ntawm txhua qhov kev tso dag lom zem txog Cheburashka thiab Gena tau yug los, tau kawg, ntawm cov menyuam yaus. Cov dab neeg lom zem uas cov duab tas luav ua yeeb yam yog qhov tshwj xeeb tshaj yog nkag siab rau cov menyuam yaus cov neeg tuaj saib.
Ib zaug Cheburashka thiab Kolobok coj boxing. Cheburashka hais tam sim ntawd:
- Nco ntsoov, tsis txhob ntaus pob ntseg!- Yog, - Kolobok phim nws lub suab, - thiab ntawm lub taub hau!
- Gene, - Cheburashka ib zaug hais, - lawv xa peb kaum tangerines rau hauv ib lub pob. Feem ntau, kuv muab faib sib npaug: Kuv muab yim rau kuv tus kheej, thiab tshuav yim rau koj.
- Nws zoo li cas? Puas yog yim ntxiv yimkaum?
- Kuv tsis muaj tswv yim. Kuv twb noj kuv yim tangerines lawm.
- Lawv dag tsis tau, zoo li cov me nyuam tsis nco qab tag nrho cov dab neeg zoo, tam sim no lawv tsuas muaj Pokemon hauv lawv lub taub hau. Ntawm no peb tau ua ib daim ntawv ntsuam xyuas - nws qhia tau hais tias peb Lavxias teb sab Cheburashka nyob rau hauv peb qhov chaw nyob rau hauv cov nqe lus ntawm koob meej! Lawv nug dab tsi?
- Koj nyiam pokemon yog dab tsi.
High-siab saum roob zaum Dove thiab Cheburashka. Tus nquab nug:
- Yog li, peb puas yuav ya mus ntxiv?
- Tos, - hais tias Cheburashka. - Kuv pob ntseg tseem tsis tau so.
Crocodile Gena thiab Cheburashka tab tom tuaj xyuas. Gena tuav ib pob paj thiab ncuav mog qab zib. Tus me eared sympathizes nws - nws nyuaj, kuv xav tias, nqa ib tug phooj ywg.
- Gene! nws qw. - Kuv xav li cas! Nws txhais tau tias zoo li no: cia peb tuaj ntawm no, kuv yuav nqa paj thiab ncuav mog qab zib. Thiab koj coj kuv ntawm koj txhais tes.
Cas Gena thiab Cheburashka yuav ib lub piano thiab txiav txim siab coj nws mus rau hauv Genin chav tsev. Thiab lub tsev yog nyob rau hauv lub thib kaum pem teb, thiab lub piano, ntawm chav kawm, tsis haum rau lub elevator. Yog li ntawd, lawv pib coj los rau hauv, Cheburashka thiab nug:
- Auj, Gena, Kuv mam li qhia koj li qhov funny tam sim no …
- Tawm, - Gena puffs, - tsis nce rau koj …
Ntawm pem tsib:
- Gene, Kuv paub zoo li ib zaj dab neeg funny. Koj puas xav kom kuv qhia koj?
- Mus tom ntej nrog koj zaj dab neeg!
Thaum kawg, peb mus txog qhov thib kaum.
- Gene! Zoo, kuv tuaj yeem qhia ib zaj dab neeg?
- Los, tuaj, qhia kuv!- Auj, Gena, peb ua yuam kev ntawm qhov nkag…
rau cov neeg laus
Jokes txog Cheburashka thiab Gena kuj nrov ntawm cov neeg laus hauv lub tebchaws.
Qhia ib yam rau Gena Cheburashka, qhia, thiab nug:
- Koj puas hnov kuv?
- Gene, - teb tu siab tias, saib kuv. Kuv puas muaj kev xaiv?
Crocodile hauv kev xav:- Kuv pheej ntsia koj thiab tsis nkag siab, Cheburashechka. Kuv puas yuav ua kev zoo siab rau lub Peb Hlis 8, lossis Lub Ob Hlis 23?
Muaj ib hnub Cheburashka tau chim siab los ntawm Gena thiab txiav txim siab ua rau nws ntshai tias nws yuav dai nws tus kheej.
Crocodile los rau hauv chav - thiab muaj Cheburashka sawv ntawm cov quav. nrog ib lub suab ncig nws caj dab."Zoo, muab nws rov qab, nws yog kuv cov quav!" - qw qw tus Crocodile thiab rub nws los ntawm Cheburashka ko taw. - Koj yog dab tsi? - nws xav tsis thoob. - Nws txaus ntshai ib yam li tus khej!
…Thiab qub Shapoklyak
Kev tso dag txog Crocodile Gena thiab Cheburashka feem ntau hais txog cov laus Shapoklyak ua tus neeg sib tw tseem ceeb ntawm ob peb lub yeeb koob. - Cov txiv neej, koj puas xav ua neeg sawv cev? Tuaj nrog kuv mus!
- Hav, - Ntsuag nug nws tus phooj ywg hauv ib lub ntxhi. - Vim li cas lawv thiaj coj peb mus rau lub chaw tsim khoom phij cuam ?
Cheburashka tab tom taug kev ntawm txoj kev, coj tus menyuam mos, hauv nws txhais tes nws muaj lub zais pa thiab lub raj. Dheev Shapoklyak ntsib nws:
- Hav, Cheburaker, koj mus qhov twg nrog tag nrho cov khib nyiab no?
- Yog li Genahu thiab hais, lawv hais, nqa ib tug qaib, npuas thiab hum …
Nrog rau lwm tus cim
Jokes txog Cheburashka thiab Gena qee zaum "tawm tsam" thiab lwm yam dab neeg zoo nkauj lossis cov cim zoo tib yam.
Crocodile Gena cas qaug cawv thiab nyob ib hmos ntawm Cheburashka's. Yog li Shrek yug…
Lawv muab Gena Crocodile thiab Cheburashka rau hauv kaw. Nws pheej ua phem rau nws tus phooj ywg:
- Gene, lawv puas tsim txom peb?
- Kuv tsis paub, cia kuv nyob ib leeg! Lawv puas tsim txom?
- Tsis yog, cia kuv nyob ib leeg !
Ib tug giraffe nkag mus hauv lub cell. Cheburashka roared:
- Auj, Gena, saib seb lawv ua dab tsi rau tus nees!
Thaum Cheburashka thiab Crocodile Gena nkag mus rau hauv lub khw. Lawv sib cais thiab nplawm txhua yam.
- Gena! Cheburashka tam sim ntawd qw. - Koj puas xav tau khau boots?
- Tuaj! Tau!
- Kuv ua tsis tau, nws yog thoob khib nyiab hauv lawv.
- Yog li co nws tawm!
- Au, Kuv ua tsis tau, Gena, nws tuav kuv pob ntseg!
- Bagel, bagel! cov me nyuam qw nrov nrov. Lawv tsis to taub tias Cheburashka raug mob tuag.
Pom zoo:
Jokes txog Cheburashka thiab khej Gena
Cartoons txog Cheburashka thiab khej Gena tau hlub los ntawm cov neeg saib txhua hnub rau yuav luag ib nrab xyoo pua. Cov kev hloov pauv ntawm kev ua haujlwm ntawm Eduard Uspensky tsis txaus siab rau thawj tiam ntawm cov menyuam yaus. Cov cim tseem ceeb, zoo nkauj tshaj tawm los ntawm Vasily Livanov thiab Clara Rumyanova, tau raug parodied ntau zaus los ntawm cov neeg ua yeeb yam pop. Kuj tseem muaj ntau yam lus tso dag txog Cheburashka thiab Gena. Cov funniest ntawm lawv yog sau nyob rau hauv no tsab xov xwm. Cov lus tso dag no yeej yuav txaus siab rau koj
Ib zaj dab neeg funny los ntawm tsev kawm ntawv lub neej. Funny dab neeg txog tsev kawm ntawv thiab cov me nyuam kawm ntawv
Zaj dab neeg ntawm lub neej ntawm cov menyuam kawm ntawv muaj ntau yam thiab qee zaum txawm rov hais dua. Nco ntsoov lub sijhawm zoo nkauj ci ntsa iab, koj xav tias muaj lub siab xav rov qab mus rau thaum yau txawm tias ib feeb. Tom qab tag nrho, cov neeg laus lub neej feem ntau monotonous, nws tsis muaj lub tsev kawm ntawv recklessness thiab mischief. Cov xib fwb uas kuv hlub twb tau qhia lwm tiam neeg, uas intrigue rau lawv nyob rau hauv tib txoj kev, smear lub rooj tsavxwm nrog paraffin thiab muab nyees khawm ntawm lub rooj zaum
Funny scenes about school. Funny luv sketches txog tsev kawm ntawv
Txoj kev kho kom zoo nkauj ntawm yuav luag txhua tus menyuam hnub so yog qhov funny scenes txog tsev kawm ntawv. KVN, tuav hauv tsev, Xyoo Tshiab tog, Xib Fwb Hnub, Tsev Kawm Ntawv Hnub Yug - tab sis koj yeej tsis paub vim li cas thiaj muaj kev lom zem
Cas los ntawm lub neej yog funny. Funny los yog funny xwm txheej ntawm tsev kawm ntawv lub neej. Cov xwm txheej funny tshaj plaws los ntawm lub neej tiag tiag
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Yuav ua li cas yeej ntawm kev twv txiaj kis las: cov tswv yim ua tau zoo tshaj plaws thiab yeej-yeej, cov lus qhia
Tseem muaj neeg twv txiaj ntau hauv ntiaj teb no. Txhua tus ntawm lawv ua tiav lawv cov kev xav tau rau adrenaline hauv lawv tus kheej txoj kev. Ib tug neeg ua si hauv twv txiaj yuam pov, ib tug neeg txaus siab ua si ntawm hippodrome. Ib feem pua ntawm cov neeg nyiam ua kis las nyiam tau txais lawv cov adrenaline los ntawm kev ua thawj koom ruam ntawm bookmakers. Puas yog nws muaj txiaj ntsig zoo ntawm cov khoom siv, lossis nws puas tsim nyog rau kev txaus siab rau qhov kev cia siab tso rau ntawm lub club nyiam lossis tus neeg ncaws pob?
