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Cov koob "Interns" yog lub tswv yim zoo ntawm TNT channel thiab tsim tawm Vyacheslav Dusmukhametov. Thawj koob, tso tawm ntawm qhov screen hauv xyoo 2010, los ntawm thawj feeb yeej lub siab ntawm cov neeg tuaj saib nrog lub ntsej muag txawj ntse thiab kev lom zem txawv tshaj plaw.
Qhov kev nqis tes ua tshwm sim hauv tsev kho mob Moscow zoo tib yam. Anastasia Konstantinovna Kisegach (tus kws kho mob thawj coj) txuas plaub tus neeg ua haujlwm rau Dr. Andrei Evgenievich Bykov (tus thawj coj ntawm lub chaw kho mob). Varvara Chernous, Gleb Romanenko, Semyon Lobanov thiab Boris Levin yog cov tub ntxhais hluas thiab tsis muaj kev paub tshwj xeeb uas tsis paub tias kev kho mob tiag tiag yog dab tsi. Bykov tsis nyiam lub innovation ntawm tus kws kho mob lub taub hau, vim hais tias los ntawm thawj lub vib nas this nws tsis nyiam interns. Txawm li cas los xij, nws txoj kev hlub tob rau nws txoj haujlwm tsis tso cai rau cov tub ntxhais hluas tshwj xeeb raug tso tseg yam tsis muaj kev paub thiab xyaum ua.
Bykov yog ib tug kws kho mob ci ntsa iab, tab sis tib lub sij hawm ib tug nom tswv tyrant thiab tyrant, yog li ntawd nws tsis tau me nyuam interns. Ua tsaug rau Andrey Evgenievich txoj kev hlub rau kev txawj ntse thiab kev thab plaub, cov neeg tuaj tshiab tsis tsuas yog nkag mus rau hauv cov xwm txheej tsis zoo, tab sis kuj tau txais cov npe menyuam yaus uas tus saib nyiam heev: "tsis muaj armless.embryo", "ib leeg-celled kab mob", "infusoria-shoe", " dais quav ". Cov neeg ua haujlwm tau sim tawm tsam cov neeg txawj ntse heev, tab sis tsis ntev pom tau tias Bykov tsis tuaj yeem sib txuas lus lwm yam.
Txoj hmoo tib yam tau tshwm sim Bykov tus phooj ywg zoo tshaj. Ivan Natanovich Kupitman yog ib tug kws kho mob venereologist los ntawm ib lub tuam tsev nyob sib ze. Cov kws kho mob tau ua haujlwm hauv tib lub tsev kho mob tau ntau xyoo lawm, yog li kev sib txuas lus ntawm lawv tau ntim nrog cov tshuaj tshwj xeeb ntawm irony thiab caustic sarcasm.
Cia peb nco qab cov cim tseem ceeb ntawm cov koob thiab Bykov cov lus funny txog lawv.
Semyon Lobanov
Intern Lobanov yog tus kws tshaj lij tshaj lij. Thaum pib ntawm cov yeeb yaj kiab, nws tau thov tias nws ua haujlwm rau ER rau peb xyoos, uas yog vim li cas nws thiaj li muaj kev paub ntau dua li txhua tus neeg ua ke. Lub taub hau Lub tuam tsev luag nyav ntawm cov lus no, hu Semyon "tus dinosaur nrog walnut tsis yog lub hlwb." Yog li ntawd, hauv Bykov kev sib tham nrog Lobanov, muaj cov kab lus uas qhia meej tias tsis muaj kev txawj ntse:
Tsis txhob sim muab cov lus tso rau hauv kab lus. Qhov no tsis yog koj li, Lobanov tsis yog koj li!
Aha! Koj rov ncaws huab cua dua! Ntxawm koj ob lub mis mus rau hav zoov cua! Yuav nws lub hlwb los yog phau ntawv qhia tshuaj. Phau ntawv zoo dua! Kuv ntshai lub hlwb tshiab yuav tsis muab cag rau hauv koj lub cev!
Kuv tsis paub tias qhov twg coj koj, Lobanov. Kuv txiav txim rau logic tam sim ntawd.
Vim li cas koj thiaj li solemn? Nws yog ntxov dhau rau sawv. Koj tus neeg mob, txawm tias txhua yam, tseem tuaj yeem rov zoo.
ZooDab tsi, Lobanov, koj puas tau muab rab hneev nti ntawm koj txoj kev ruam? Tab sis qhov tseeb hais tias ib tug niam ntiav muaj Lobanov tus txiv twb tsis muaj tseeb!
- Lobanov, koj ua dab tsi ntawm no? - Zoo li cas?! kuv ya! - TAB SIS! Yog li ntawd lub davhlau yuav ua li cas?
Dive headfirst mus rau hauv txoj haujlwm. Lub taub hau yog ib lub pob zoo li uas dai ntawm koj lub xub pwg nyom!
Zoo siab! Koj muaj kev raug mob. Zoo, hauv koj rooj plaub, lub tshuab nqus tsev co.
YBoris Levin
Boris Arkadyevich loj hlob hauv tsev neeg txawj ntse, yog li ntawd nws txawv ntawm kev coj zoo thiab kev coj ncaj ncees. Judging objectively, Levin yog tus nyeem ntawv zoo tshaj plaws thiab kawm paub intern uas qhia tau zoo hauv kev kho mob. Thiab txhua yam yog zoo, yog tias tsis yog rau ib yam: inflated self-esteem thiab boasting. Nws yog ob qhov tsis zoo no uas tau muab sijhawm rau Bykov los ua qhov kev thuam tsis zoo tshaj plaws rau Levin:
Tus kws kho mob ntse nrog tsom iav? Hauv kuv chav haujlwm? Leej twg tso koj mus?
Levin, ntawm cov yam uas kuv txaus siab rau hauv lub neej, cov lus nug ntawm kev txhim kho koj tus cwj pwm yog qhov chaw ntawm cov teeb meem ntawm kev tsiv teb tsaws ntawm cov noog ntev ntev thiab cov peculiarities of taxation in the Congo.
- Thiab koj, Dr. Lenin, ua cas koj ho tsis tsa tes? - Thiab kuv tsis yog Lenin! - Yog li koj tsis yog kws kho mob.
Levin, koj puas yog neeg ruam? Tsis yog tsis zoo li no. Levin, koj yog ib tug neeg ruam! Nws raug tso cai (cov ntsiab lus rau Levin), tab sis cov kws kho mob tsis yog! Ib tug armless embryo nrog ib tug liab daim ntawv pov thawj.
Thov txim, Lobanov, lub xib teg ntawm kev ruam yog tsivLevin. Nws tsim nyog nws.
Levin, cia peb mus ncaws pob. Koj tseem tsis muaj dab tsi ua. Koj nyuam qhuav muaj tus neeg mob uas sawv tom qab tshuaj loog.
Gleb Romanenko, los yog Bykov's " dais quav"
Gleb yog tus tub ntawm tus thawj kws kho mob, nrog rau cov neeg muaj koob muaj npe-goer thiab swindler. Nws deftly paub yuav ua li cas mus evade ua hauj lwm, nrhiav absurd thiab funny excuses rau nws idleness. Romanenko yog ib tug txiv neej ntse, tab sis vim nws txoj kev tub nkeeg, nws tau txais tsis tau tsuas yog ib feem ntawm "kev qhuas" los ntawm lub taub hau ntawm lub tuam tsev, tab sis kuj yog lub npe hu ua " dais quav"
Thiab kuv ib txwm hais tias, Romanenko, qhov hnyav yog qhov koj hu tiag. Tuaj, coj kuv mus rau lub lab.
- Romanenko, kuv tus me kala dais! - Vim li cas "kala"? Koala yog! - Tsis muaj teeb meem.
Zoo sawv ntxov, cov npoj yaig! Thiab koj, Pinocchio!
Romanenko, puas yog koj yos hav zoov rau ib tug neeg, lossis koj puas tau tawm mus nrog lub qhov nkag mus taug kev?.
Los ntawm txoj kev, nws yog cov lus "kala dais" uas nkag mus rau hauv tib neeg sai dua lwm tus. Bykov tsis tau muab cov lus teb meej rau qhov nws txhais tau li cas los ntawm lub npe menyuam yaus no. Cov neeg saib tau pib tshawb hauv Is Taws Nem rau cov duab ntawm "kala bears" thiab nug cov lus nug hauv lub rooj sab laj, tab sis tseem tsis tau pom cov lus tsis meej meej.
Muaj ob hom kev txhais lus. Thawj yog qhov zoo sib xws ntawm Romanenko nrog koala, vim nws tsuas yog clumsy thiab qeeb. Nws yog tau hais tias Bykov tsuas tsis nco qab lub npe ntawm no dais, thiab yog li ntawdhu ua Gleb tsis yog koala, tab sis yog "kala dais." Qhov thib ob version tsis yog li ntawd harmless. Qee cov neeg saib pom tau hais tias Andrey Evgenievich txhob txwm hu ua Gleb "dev quav", txij li cov quav hauv tshuaj hu ua cov khoom pov tseg ntawm tib neeg lub neej. Yog hais tias peb coj mus rau hauv tus account Bykov txoj kev hlub rau hom insults, ces, feem ntau yuav, nws tau coj los ntawm xws li ib tug txhais lus.
Varvara Chernous
Hluas, zoo nkauj, tab sis ruam thiab tsis muaj kev vam meej Varvara Nikolaevna tau los ua lub ntsiab ntawm Bykov qhov kev thuam. Nws ntseeg siab tias tus poj niam tsis tuaj yeem ua tus kws kho mob, thiab ua haujlwm hauv Chernous txhua zaus tau lees paub qhov kev ntseeg no hauv kev coj ua:
- Tus poj niam kws kho mob? Cia peb tsis ua haujlwm! - Yog li kuv yuav ua li cas? - Hloov poj niam los txiv neej thiab tuaj.
Varya, yog tias koj mob siab rau ib tus neeg mob, ces koj yuav tsis nyob rau lub sijhawm rau lwm tus.
Ntawm, Chernous, koj tus neeg mob Stakhantsev. Thov txim Stakhantsev. Kuv tsis muaj lwm txoj kev xaiv.
Chernous, tus kws kho mob lub taub hau yuav tsum ua haujlwm tag nrho, tsis yog lub caj pas lacrimal xwb.
Yog leej twg pom ib lub pob me me nrog cov miv kaku, thov xa rov qab rau Dr. Chernous. Nov yog nws lub hlwb.
YIvan Natanovich Kupitman
Kupitman yog tus kws kho mob venereologist, cawv, poj niam txiv neej thiab tus phooj ywg zoo tshaj plaws ntawm lub taub hau kho. Nees nkaum xyoo kev phooj ywg tsis tuaj yeem ua yam tsis muaj kev thuam thuam thiab thuam los ntawm Bykov:
Kupitman! Muab piv rau koj, kuv yog ib tug me nyuam mos liab qab.
Vanya, koj tsis muaj lub siab xav, zoo li tus neeg tsav nkojya!
Natanovich caw sawv daws tuaj rau nws hnub yug! Qhov ntawd txhais tau tias txawm yog ib tug neeg phem ib yam li koj.
Kho koj lub ntsej muag zoo siab, Kupitman, Kuv yuav nco ntsoov koj txog ib yam dab tsi. Nws yog 9:30 sawv ntxov, koj yog tus kws kho mob venereologist, thiab ua ntej ntawm koj yog kev kuaj xyuas dej hiav txwv ntawm cov kab mob sib kis.
Natanovich! Tsis txhob chim vim raug hu ua yawg. Koj saib zoo li pog.
Vanya! Koj lub khoos phis tawj puv nrog cov kab mob! Koj yog venereologist!
Okhlobystin thiab nws txoj kev lom zem
Koj yuam kev yog tias koj xav tias txhua nqe lus tau sau los ntawm cov kws sau ntawv. Feem ntau ntawm cov kab lus tau yug los ntawm lub teeb ua tsaug rau kev nkag siab ntawm kev lom zem thiab kev ua yeeb yam ntawm Ivan Okhlobystin (Bulls).
Yog tias koj tu siab, saib ob peb ntu ntawm "Interns". Lub siab zoo guaranteed!
Pom zoo:
Vim li cas peb thiaj xav tau nqe lus los ntawm phau ntawv: piv txwv ntawm cov lus nrov
"Kev hlawv cov phau ntawv yog kev ua txhaum, tab sis nws tsis tsawg dua kev ua txhaum cai tsis txhob nyeem lawv." Cov kab lus no los ntawm Ray Bradbury tau nthuav dav hauv Internet tau ntev. Coob leej paub tus sau nqe lus, tab sis tsawg tus neeg paub tias phau ntawv kab lus twg yog los ntawm. Qhov no tsis yog xav tsis thoob, vim hais tias cov kab lus tiav thiab tiav tsis tas yuav muaj keeb kwm keeb kwm ntawm cov ntsiab lus. Yog li ntawd, nyob rau hauv tsab xov xwm peb yuav xav txog cov nqe lus los ntawm cov phau ntawv sib txawv thiab cov kws sau ntawv, thiab sim nkag siab tias yog vim li cas cov lus xav tau
"Los ntawm lub neej peb sau prose", los yog nqe lus dab tsi
Txhua yam uas muaj nyob hauv lub qab ntuj khwb tuaj yeem piav qhia siv kev xav, kev xav, kev cai ntawm lub cev thiab qhov tshwm sim, lus xaiv, dab neeg thiab ntau dua. Tab sis, rov qab mus rau qhov qub txeeg qub teg, koj tuaj yeem pom tias feem ntau ntawm cov ntawv muaj ib txoj hauv kev lossis lwm cov kab lus sib dhos, thiab txawm tias tag nrho cov ntawv tau sau tag nrho rau hauv daim ntawv ntawm nqe
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Lub sijhawm nws lub neej luv luv Gauf tau sau ntau zaj dab neeg zoo thiab zoo. Coob leej ntau tus paub txog peb thaum yau. Cov ntawv sau suav nrog, raws li txoj cai, nrov tshaj plaws ntawm lawv: "Me Muk", "Zaj Dab Neeg ntawm Tes Severed", "Dwarf Nose" thiab ntau lwm tus. Cov ntsiab lus luv luv yuav pab peb nco ntsoov lawv. "Caliph Stork" - ib qho ntawm feem nrov tales ntawm tus zoo tswv
