2024 Tus sau: Leah Sherlock | [email protected]. Kawg hloov kho: 2023-12-17 05:37
Cov neeg laus feem ntau xav nco txog lawv thaum yau thiab koom nrog kev ua si. Qhov no tshwm sim ob tog thiab ntawm tus kheej nrog phooj ywg. Ntau ntxiv, cov yeeb yaj kiab tau siv, qhov twg koj tuaj yeem ua rau muaj kev lom zem zoo, kev paub zoo ntawm tus neeg thiab muaj peev xwm ua tau zoo. Lub ntsiab lus ntawm tsab xov xwm yog ib lo lus funny rau lub npe Dasha. Nws yuav pab cov uas xav sau npe hu zaj paj huam txog ib tug phooj ywg lossis nws tus kheej.
Yog koj lub npe yog Dasha
Nkauj lom zem yog cov lus uas ua rau cov kab lus lom zem hais txog qhov tshwm sim tshwj xeeb lossis tib neeg. Dasha nws tus kheej tuaj yeem sau ib zaj paj huam zoo nkauj nrog kev lom zem, muab rau nws tus kheej. Nws siv tau qhov sib piv li cas rau qhov no?
- Lub npe Consonant: Masha, Natasha, Sasha, Glasha, Pasha, Agasha. (Ib tug tub kawm zoo Natasha muaj ib tug phooj ywg. Qhov no yog Dasha. Nrog lej, alas, nws tseem yog "koj").
- Pronouns: koj li, peb li. (Ntseeg tias Dasha -tsib rubles thiab koj li?)
- Nouns with similar endings: tais, porridge, slop, tsis meej pem, txiv, niam, curdled mis nyuj. (Nyob Dasha, qaub li curdled mis nyuj).
- Nouns nyob rau hauv cov ntaub ntawv genitive, thaum lub suab tseem ceeb rau consonance: lavash, jumble, Chuvash. (Tsis yog Dasha uas poob rau hauv kev hlub nrog Chuvash?)
- Short adjectives formed with the suffix -she-: zoo nkauj dua, laus dua. (Postnikova Dasha. Leej twg yog tus zoo nkauj tshaj hauv ntiaj teb?)
- Vim cov ntawv: subbelt, dumbfounded. (Sunned los ntawm onslaught ntawm cov yeeb ncuab, peb Dasha rushes mus rau hauv kev sib ntaus sib tua).
Ib lus lom zem rau lub npe Dasha tuaj yeem xaiv yog tias nws hloov kho me ntsis: Dashulya, Dasha, Daria, Daryushka, Dashunya, Dashuta, Daryusha, Dashukha, Danya, Dasha. Koj tseem tuaj yeem siv lub npe, luv luv thaum nyob hauv: Dash. Ib qho piv txwv ntawm daim ntawv thov ntawm qhov kev xaiv tom kawg yog qhia hauv daim duab hauv qab no. Tom qab ntawd tsis yog "xiav" rhymes nrog nws, tab sis kuj muaj npe: "tsev", "ua siab loj", "broadword", "bandolier", "bag", "dugout", "boarding" thiab lwm yam.
Cia peb xav txog ib lo lus funny rau lub npe Dasha, hloov lub npe:
- Dashulya - "kisulya", "zoo nkauj", "bullet", "muzzle", "yias", "rodnula", "niam". ("Leej twg maj zoo li lub mos txwv? Bah! Tus khiav yog Dashulya!)
- Dashuta - "parachute", "route", "txias", "bloated","trampoline", "redoubt". (Brave Dashuta yuav dhia los ntawm lub pob tsuas yam tsis muaj parachute!)
- Daryusha - "piggy", "kopush", "klusha", "pob ntseg", "pear", "carcass". (Leej twg yog tus scumbag tseem ceeb ntawm no? Tsis txhob twv - nws yog Daria!)
- , " vaub kib ", "ntoo", " tsho khuam", "birdie", "indulgence" (Yog Dasha nyob ib sab ntawm peb ces yuav muaj ib khob).
Less strict rhymes
Ib zaj nkauj txias thiab lom zem rau lub npe Dasha tej zaum yuav tsis yog tus lej tiag. Qhov no yuav tsis pom zoo yog tias qhov xaus ntawm lwm ob kab ntawm quatrain match zoo. Piv txwv li: Dasha - qhia, khoom ua si - luag. Cia peb hais tag nrho: "Koj puas xav tias tag nrho cov khoom ua si, cov ntxhais ntawm no tsuas yog luag? Kuv mam qhia rau koj tias Dasha yog leej twg. Qhov no yog poj huab tais qhia."
Yog li, hauv cov ntsiab lus, cov lus sib dhos hauv qab no rau lub npe Dasha tuaj yeem siv thiab ntaus:
- Cim, mais, dubbing, muag, tub sab nyiag, corsage, sijhawm, fawning, knitwear, mezzanine, fuselage, poob, aerobatics, arbitration, vernissage, voyage, hnab, aerobatics, sabotage, entourage, camouflage, briefing, suab, kho, siab, massage, guard, crew, beach, radio reportage, tramp, toj roob hauv pes,puam. Hauv cov piv txwv saum toj no, tsis yog lub suab nrov "w", lub suab "g" tau hnov meej meej. (Dasha zaum saum lub rooj zaum liab ntawm lub mezzanine).
- Nkauj kho siab, mob siab, cog, tsis paub cai, cog, nthuav tawm, gouache, daring. Ntawm no peb kuj pom qhov xaus uas ua rau cov lus sib dhos tsis nruj. (Yooj yim Dasha pom zoo rau txhua tus thaum xub thawj qhia tawm).
Nrhiav qhov kev xaiv zoo tshaj
Los ntawm tag nrho cov kev xaiv, koj yuav tsum xaiv qhov ntau tshaj plaws. Lub suab nkauj lom zem rau lub npe Dasha yuav tsum ua rau koj luag ntxhi. Koj tuaj yeem saib cov kab uas tau sawv qhov kev sim ntawm lub sijhawm. Yog vim li cas ho tsis remake ib tug zoo-paub proverb, piv txwv li: "Dasha yog zoo, tab sis tsis yog peb li."
Los ntawm lub sijhawm Soviet, cov lus siv rau lub npe Masha tau pib hauv paus. Qhov tseeb, nws siv rau txhua tus ntxhais uas frankly yooj yim thiab ruam. Rau Dasha, kab lus yuav suab zoo li no: "Dasha los ntawm Uralmash." Nws yuav tsum tau qhia meej tias peb tab tom tham txog cov neeg ua haujlwm kev sib hais haum nyob rau sab nrauv ntawm Yekaterinburg, uas cov neeg ua haujlwm ntawm lub tuam txhab paub zoo, Uralmashzavod, nyob.
Ib yam lus sib dhos tuaj yeem ua tau funny yog tias nws ua rau surprise:
Dab tsi siv qhov no?
Tsis txhob noj compote nrog nws, Tsis txhob roj porridge.
Tsis muaj txiaj ntsig, tsis muaj txiaj ntsig.
Zoo kawg, kuv xav hais tias niaj hnub no Internet muaj lus sib dhos rau txhua lo lus hauv online. Nws tsuas yog ib qho tseem ceeb los txiav txim siab seb lub tswv yim dab tsi tus sau xav qhia rau lwm tus.
Pom zoo:
Test of the cwj: rhyme to the name Vanya
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