Funny skits about Teachers Day

2024 Tus sau: Leah Sherlock | [email protected]. Kawg hloov kho: 2023-12-17 05:37

Txhua tus neeg ntsib txoj haujlwm ntawm tus kws qhia ntawv. Ua ntej nws ntsib nws nyob rau hauv daim ntawv ntawm ib tug me nyuam kawm ntawv, ces nyob rau hauv lub luag hauj lwm ntawm niam txiv. Yog li ntawd, yuav luag txhua tus neeg nyiam kev lom zem sketch txog cov kws qhia ntawv. Thiab hnub so tsev kawm ntawv koj ua tsis tau yog tsis muaj lawv!

Funny scenes txog cov kws qhia ntawv thiab Vovochka niam txiv

Au, qhov no tsis muaj npe Vovochka tau txais tag nrho cov kws qhia! Tab sis, raws li nws hloov tawm, nws niam nws txiv tsis qis dua rau nws hauv kev paub, kev muaj peev xwm thiab kev ntseeg tus kheej. Yog li ntawd, funny scenes txog cov kws qhia ntawv thiab Vovchkin cov niam txiv yuav ua tiav nyob rau hauv lub scenarios ntawm lub tsev kawm ntawv hnub so.

Ib qho xwm txheej txog Vovochka txiv thiab nws chav kawm kev kawm lub cev

Qhov me me no yog qhov tsim nyog ua daim duab rau Xib Fwb Hnub. Funny dab neeg hais txog cov niam txiv qeeb-witted - dab tsi yuav txaus siab rau cov kws qhia ntawv ntxiv? Cov zajlus ntawm no scene pib nrog lub fact tias Vovochkin txiv los ntawm lub tsev kawm ntawv nrog nws lub taub hau bandaged thiab rau lub crutches. Nws xav tau nyiaj txiag los ntawm tus thawj coj rau qhov raug mob, vim lub tsev kho mob tsis muab nws cov ntawv xov xwm nrog them nyiaj. Tus thawj coj xav tsis thoob tias: “Vim li cas lub tsev kawm ntawv yuav tsum them rautawg taub hau?"

- Yog, tsis yog tsev kawm ntawv, tab sis koj tus kws qhia cev nqaij daim tawv! Nws yog nws tus uas ua rau cov menyuam yaus ua kev tawm dag zog, uas kuv kuj tau sim ua sawv sab nraum lub qhov rooj gym - thiab ntawm no yog qhov tshwm sim!

- Andrey Petrovich tau thov dab tsi los ntawm cov menyuam yaus? tus thawj coj xav tsis thoob.

- Nws hais rau lawv tias, "Cov me nyuam, tsa koj txhais ko taw xis!" Kuv kuj tau tsa kuv txhais ceg. Thiab nws hais tias: "Tam sim no tsa koj sab laug ceg!" Kuv kuj tau sim tsa kuv txhais ceg, tuav lub qhov rais sill nrog kuv txhais tes, tab sis poob, tsoo kuv lub taub hau rau hauv pem teb … Thiab kuv ob txhais ceg tau daig hauv lub radiator! Zoo kawg li koj cov me nyuam tseem tsis tau raug mob!

Miniature "Anna Ivanovna los ntawm Kazan"

Funny sketches txog cov xib fwb sau nyob rau hauv cov style ntawm classics tau ua tiav. Piv txwv li, tej zaum nws yuav yog ib qho me me uas yog me ntsis reminiscent ntawm Zaj dab neeg ntawm tus neeg nuv ntses thiab tus Goldfish.

Vovochka nyob nrog nws niam nws txiv

Raws ib sab ntawm kuv lub tsev kawm ntawv.

Lawv nyob ntawd tau tsib xyoos thiab ob hlis.

Vovochka mus rau lub tsev kawm ntawv no, Thiab cov niam txiv tuaj koom kev sib ntsib tsis tu ncua.

Thaum leej txiv tuaj koom kev sib txoos, Saib - tus kws qhia ntawv nyuaj siab.

Thiab leej txiv nug tus xibhwb:

- Dab tsi tshwm sim, Anna Ivanovna?

Xib fwb teb txiv:

- Kev nyuaj siab ntxhov plawv tau tshwm sim rau peb!

Commission tuaj kawm ntawv, Kawm cov chav sib txawv.

Yog li lawv ntsia rau hauv peb chav kawm, yog…

Surprise sawv daws, Kuv yuav tsis nkaum, Vovochka, Yawg, koj tuaj yeem hais, xav tsis thoob!

Nws hais rau tus thawj coj ncaj ncees, Like, Kuv nyiam cov ntawv kawm ntxiv yam tsis nco, Nws hu ua "Myths from Kazan"… Yes…

Nws tsis hais dab neeg, Kuv txawm hais tias: lawv hais, hauv Kazan

Cov lus dab neeg no tau sau los ntawm mythologists -

Cov neeg hauv paus txawm Kazan.

Ntawm no txiv twb xav tsis thoob li:

- Vim li cas koj tsis zoo siab, Ivanovna?

Kuv tus tub hais lus qhuas koj, Thiab koj tsis nyiam txhua yam!

- Yog li kev ua ub no ntxiv

Nws hu tau txawv heev!

Nws tsis yog hais txog dab neeg xwb, Thiab hais txog-rau-tsis-kuv!

Thiab leej txiv tau nce siab ntawm qhov npau taws:

- Yog koj tus kheej, Anna Ivanovna, Koj yog ib lub nroog, Dab tsi tseem hu ua Kazan, Ntawm no tsis yog kev sib cav kiag li, alas, Tshem tus me nyuam nrog kev dag!

- Koj tau qhov no los ntawm qhov twg, Yuav ua li cas, zoo li kuv yug hauv Kazan?

- Yog li koj tus kheej hais, lawv hais, hauv chav kawm

Peb kawm myths xwb. Thiab - Los ntawm KAZAN kuv!

Tus kws qhia ntawv tuav nws lub taub hau thiab qw "Auj!" khiav tawm ntawm theem. Vovochkin txiv shrugs nws lub xub pwg nyom thiab mus rau lwm txoj kev.

Tus txiv neej laus Hottabych - yog nws?

Koj tuaj yeem xav txog cov xwm txheej lom zem rau Xib Fwb Hnub, uas yuav siv lub cim qub nrog hieroglyphs sau rau ntawm nws. Koj tuaj yeem tau txais nws los ntawm lub raj mis uas Volka yuav ntses tawm hauv hiav txwv. Txhua tus hauv chav yuav tos lub gin, thiab tom qab ntawd … Thiab Volka kuj yuav xav tsis thoob - phau ntawv hais ib yam dab tsi txawv kiag li!

Thiab txhua yam yog ua tau-tseem tso tus genie rau ntawm theem thaum lub sij hawm skit rau Xib Fwb Hnub. Cov lus txib lom zem uas qub Hottabych yuav hais yuav ua rau txhua tus kws qhia ntawv thiab cov tub ntxhais kawm luag! Txawm hais tias folios rau kev nyeem ntawv hauv lub voj voog ntawm tus kws qhia ntawv nkaus xwb thiab nyob rau hnub so nrog cov menyuam kawm ntawv yuav tsum, txawm li cas los xij, txawv.

"Cov lus txib rau ib tug Xib Hwb los ntawm cov npoj yaig paub" nrog ua qauv qhia

Ntxhais lus piav txog cov xib hwb qhia hnub Xib Hwb yuav muaj tswv yim zoo heev yog tias cov cai uas muaj nyob hauv lawv tsis yog nyeem xwb, tab sis kuj ua si. Piv txwv li, tej zaum yuav zoo li no.

Tus Thawj (tus kws qhia paub):

- Xibhwb!

Tom qab mus rau hauv chav kawm, ib tug ntawm cov tub ntxhais xib fwb ua txuj mus rau hauv chav tsev, muab nws lub hnab ntim rau ntawm lub rooj, nods rau hauv chav kawm xav xav thiab npaj mus zaum saum lub rooj zaum, rub nws tawm hauv qab rooj. Tus tswv tsev yuav luag qw:

- Txhob zaum!

Tab sis tus xib hwb twb zaum ntawm lub rooj zaum lawm. Tus tswv tsev co nws lub taub hau thuam thiab tu siab ntxiv:

– Tsis txhob zaum ntawm lub rooj zaum tam sim - thawj zaug xyuas seb muaj cov kua nplaum lossis cov nyees khawm ntawm nws …

Tus kws qhia ntawv dhia, tab sis lub rooj zaum twb tau nplaum thiab sawv nrog nws. Yuav kom ua tiav cov txiaj ntsig no yog qhov yooj yim heev yog tias koj siv lub pluaj uas yuav tsum tau ceev ceev ceev.

Koj tuaj yeem ua tau tag nrho cov lus txib hauv txoj kev no, uas tuaj yeem hloov mus ua cov lus piav qhia me me txog cov xibfwb qhia hnub Xibfwb - txhua nqe lus txib yuav dhau los ua kev ua haujlwm me me.

Thumbnail rule for beginner Teacher

Nkauj lom zemhais txog cov kws qhia ntawv thiab cov tub ntxhais kawm, nws yog ua tau, noj raws li ib tug tiag tiag cov ntaub ntawv los ntawm kev xyaum ntawm kev paub txog "Lavxias teb sab". Piv txwv li, tus thawj coj hais cov lus txib hauv qab no:

- Xibhwb! Tsis txhob hais kom cov tub ntxhais kawm sau cov ntawv sau thaum ntxiv cov kab lus "nosebleed!"

Kev nthuav tawm qhov kev txiav txim ntawm cov lus txib no, koj tuaj yeem ua ntau yam funny scenes txog cov kws qhia ntawv. Piv txwv li no.

Tus kws qhia ntawv muab txoj haujlwm rau menyuam:

- Tag kis sawv daws coj ib lo lus sau ntawv - nosebleed!

Cov me nyuam nodding, ntxhi, giggling. Lub teeb flashes, simulating qhov pib ntawm ib hnub tshiab. Cov me nyuam zoo siab, tus kws qhia ntawv kom nyeem cov ntawv sau ntawm ib tug ntawm lawv. Nws nyeem: “Kev sib sau. Nosebleed. Muaj ib hnub kuv tau sau ib tsab ntawv yav tsaus ntuj. Dheev kuv pw tsaug zog. Lub taub hau nws tus kheej poob rau hauv phau ntawv sau, lub qhov ntswg yog flattened rau saum lub rooj, cov ntshav ntws los ntawm nws!

Tej zaum yuav muaj lwm txoj hauv kev: "Nqa cov khoom siv tes ua - ntshav los ntawm qhov ntswg!" Yog li ntawd, cov menyuam yaus nqa vials ntawm "ntshav". Tsis tas li ntawd, ib tug hais tias nws niam cov ntshav raug coj mus, thiab lwm yam hais tias nws yog coj los ntawm ib tug passerby ntawm txoj kev, thiab lub thib peb txawm hais tias nws tau muab ntshav … los ntawm tus thawj coj ntawm lub tsev kawm ntawv, hais txog qhov tseeb hais tias Natalya Petrovna txiav txim. nws ua li no!

Scene-commandment for "math"

Nws hloov tawm cov duab kos duab lom zem heev txog cov kws qhia ntawv, uas cov tub ntxhais kawm muaj peev xwm thiab zoo siab koom nrog. Cov kev ua yeeb yam zoo li no tseem tsim nyog rau tsev kawm KVN.

Presenter:

- Tus kws qhia lej! Tsis txhob strain cov tub ntxhais kawm nrog kev tsis ncaj ncees rau tib neeg nrog koj txoj haujlwm - rau lawv, lwm yam kev kawm yog poj huab tais ntawm txhua qhov kev tshawb fawb.

Tshaj:

- Txiv neej,piav txog qhov sinusoid. Petya!

Petya sai sai sau ib yam dab tsi ntawm ib daim ntawv, tom nws tus cwj mem, khawb nws lub taub hau nrog nws, ruffles nws cov plaub hau nrog nws txhais tes - feem ntau, nws qhia txog cov txheej txheem ntawm kev sau paj huam. Tom qab ntawd nws nkag mus rau hauv daim duab pose, muab nws txhais ko taw rov qab, ncab nws txhais tes rau pem hauv ntej thiab nyeem los ntawm daim ntawv nrog lub suab nrov:

- Oh sine yoj phooj ywg

Tam sim no kuv yuav piav qhia rau koj ntawm no.

Nws zoo nkauj dhau lo lus -

Tab sis kuv yuav muab cov lus teb rau koj.

Zoo qaug cawv hauv tsev caij nkoj

Nws yog winding. Up and down

Alas, tsis muaj lus sib dhos ntawm no…

Changeable sine! Los ntawm kaum

Nws ib txwm nyob ntawm. Ib txwm!

Auj, amplitude! Sib cav!

Tej zaum nws yog tub ceev xwm qaug cawv

Nyob nrawm? Thiab yog li nws looped

Track? Los yog yuam

Nws hneev taw tsis meej pem

Snowstorm? Thiab nws snowed ntau?..

Tus xib hwb indignantly interrupt "poet":

- Zoo, txaus, Petenka, frolic!

Sab, kws sau paj lug Peter. Unit!

Thumbnail hais txog tus kws qhia lus Askiv

Cov Xib Fwb yeej nyiam ua yeeb yam luv luv thaum cov neeg laus qhia lawv cov txuj ci thiab kev lom zem, tsis txaus ntseeg txog kev muaj peev xwm ntawm cov neeg tub nkeeg tsis muaj hmoo. Zaj nkauj no hu tau kho siab heev li os cov xib fwb thiab cov tub kawm ntawv yog li no es thiaj haum rau lub tsev kawm ntawv concert.

Tshaj:

- Nyob zoo, Volodya!

- Hnub zoo, Anna Pavlovna, - tus menyuam kawm ntawv teb nrog lub suab.

- Koj puas tau kawm cov lus?

- Kev sib txuas, AnnaPavlovna!

- Koj hais "carrot" li cas?

- Morktionl!

- Thiab cov qos yaj ywm?

- Qos yaj ywm!

- Yog li, Volodya… Zoo heev! Rau kev teb koj tau txais unitilling! PonyMashingle?

Volodya nods tu siab, nqa lub chaw muag mis nyuj thiab tawm.

Mini raws li zaj lus tso dag txog Vovochka rau cov ntxhais

Nkauj lom zem txog cov kws qhia ntawv thaum kawg hu ua si ua kev nco txog thaum yau ntawm cov neeg laus kawm tiav. Yog li ntawd, koj tuaj yeem xav txog cov tub hluas thiab cov ntxhais hluas uas yog menyuam yaus - cov ntxhais nrog hneev thiab freckles thiab cov tub hluas hauv breeches nrog harnesses. Ib qhov xwm txheej yuav zoo li no.

Tshaj:

- Natasha, qhia kuv seb cov tsiaj txhu yug tsiaj li cas?

- Division, Tamara Stepanovna!

- Tshwj xeeb tshaj, Natasha, koj nyob li cas?

- Nrog rab chais, Tamara Stepanovna!

- Ok, Natasha, Vajtswv foom koob hmoov rau lawv, nrog worms… Qhia rau kuv kaum tus tsiaj uas nyob hauv Africa.

- Plaub khej thiab rau tus liab!

- Qhov ntawd yog nws, Natasha, kuv lub siab ntev dhau lawm! Muab koj daim ntawv teev npe rau kuv, Kuv mam li muab rau koj!

- Tab sis kuv tsis muaj tam sim no … Vasilisa qiv nws los ntawm kuv ib pliag. Hnub no nws yuav ntshai nws niam nws txiv nrog lawv.

Miniatures raws li zaj lus tso dag txog Vovochka rau ib tug tub

Tshaj:

- Puas yog ob npaug ob? Tanechka, teb kuv!

- Tsib txhiab, Mary-bath!

- Tsis yog. Thiab koj xav li cas,Petenka?

- Kuv xav Tuesday!

- Koj tsis xav kiag li, Petenka. Thiab yog tias koj ua, nws tsis nyob nrog koj lub hlwb… Vovochka, tej zaum koj paub cov lus teb yog?

- Tau kawg, Mary-Ivanna! Ob npaug ob sib npaug plaub!

- Tau, koj ntse, Vovochka! Koj twv tau li cas?

- Yog li tom qab tag nrho, yog hnub Tuesday raug rho tawm ntawm tsib txhiab, ces tsuas yog plaub yuav tig tawm!

Qhov thib ob tuaj yeem tsim los ntawm Vovochka kev sib tham nrog nws niam nws txiv. Niam cawm nws tus tub, muaj dab tsi tshwm sim tom tsev kawm ntawv hnub no. Vovochka zoo siab teb:

- Mary-Ivanna qhuas koj rau koj txoj kev phooj ywg!

- Ua li cas? nug tus niam uas xav tsis thoob.

- Nws hais tias: Zoo, Vovochka, ua tsaug ntau rau koj niam koj txiv, lawv ua rau kuv zoo siab heev! Thiab nws kuj hais kom sawv daws hais tias lawv muaj cov nus muag. Kuv yog thawj zaug teb!

- Koj hais li cas?

- Zoo, nws hais tias kuv yog tib tug menyuam hauv tsev neeg! Thiab Maria Ivanovna so cov hws los ntawm nws lub hauv pliaj, tsa nws txhais tes mus rau saum ntuj ceeb tsheej thiab zoo siab hais tias: "Tus Tswv, thov qhuas koj!"

Yuav ua li cas los nrog cov dab neeg me me rau tsev kawm ntawv hnub so

Txhua qhov kev ua yeeb yam yog qhov kev xav ntawm qhov tseeb. Lawv tsis tas yuav invented kiag li. Nws yog txaus tsuas yog ua tib zoo saib xyuas cov menyuam yaus thiab cov kws qhia ntawv thiab sau tag nrho cov xwm txheej lom zem. Tsis muaj leej twg tuaj yeem sau tau zoo dua lub neej nws tus kheej.