Nkauj kos duab txog cov tub ntxhais kawm rau KVN, hnub so thiab concerts

2024 Tus sau: Leah Sherlock | [email protected]. Kawg hloov kho: 2023-12-17 05:37

Ntxhais lus piav qhia txog cov tub ntxhais kawm ua tiav ntawm cov neeg ntawm txhua lub hnub nyoog thiab kev kawm - qhov no yog pab pawg. Txhua tus paub tias cov tub ntxhais kawm yog qhov muaj txiaj ntsig ntawm kev lom zem ntawm ib tus neeg.

Kev xeem yog lub sijhawm nyuaj

Tau kawg, qhov nyuaj uas tus menyuam kawm ntawv yuav tsum tau kov yeej mus txog qhov kawg ntawm lub sijhawm no. Tag nrho cov no yog reflected nyob rau hauv sketches txog cov tub ntxhais kawm, funny mus rau lub ntsiab lus ntawm sarcasm. Tseeb tiag, txhawm rau kom muaj sia nyob hauv qee qhov xwm txheej, nws yuav tsum tau ua kom daws tau ntau yam teeb meem nrog kev lom zem.

Ntau sketches on Student's Day funny piav txog ib tug tub kawm ntawv muaj peev xwm, uas nws fantasy tus kws sau ntawv tseeb yuav khib.

Piv txwv li, ib tug tub hluas tawm los teb nrog daim pib ntawm nws txhais tes. Tus xibhwb wearily nods nws lub taub hau rau nws - lawv hais tias, pib. "Tentapoor thiab tentatetity titi," hais tias tus menyuam kawm ntawv nrog nws tus nplaig dai tawm. Xibhwb ob lub qhov muag dav, "Dab tsi??? Rov hais dua, kuv tus phooj ywg, cov lus nug! Cov no yog dab tsi??? Tus menyuam kawm ntawv hais tias, nws tus nplaig tawm ntawm nws tus nplaig, ib lo lus tsis txaus ntseeg, uas txhais lus yuav zoo li no: "Koj pom, tus xibfwb, tus dev tom kuv tus nplaig nag hmo!" - "Nws ua tsis tau!Nws tshwm sim li cas? - “Kuv tau noj cov hnyuv ntxwm qhaub cij, thiab nws khiav dhau los. Nws xav noj kuv mov. Tam sim no kuv nrog tus nplaig tom, thiab tus dev tom pob ntseg. Thiab lo lus nug yog: "Centrifugal thiab centripetal rog." Tus xibfwb nos taubhau, thiab tus menyuam kawm ntawv, siv lub ntsej muag thiab gestures, sim muab cov lus teb rau lo lus nug rau nws.

Qhia ntiv tes ntawm lub cuab yeej ntawm lub ntiaj teb

Feem ntau, cov lus piav qhia tuaj yeem ua lub ntsiab lus rau ntau qhov kev ua yeeb yam, pib ua yeeb yam zoo kawg nkaus. KVN txog cov menyuam kawm ntawv yuav raug inimitably adorned nrog ib tug me me, nyob rau hauv uas tus txiv neej sly qhia nrog pantomime tsis tsuas yog hais txog centrifugal thiab centripetal rog, tab sis kuj hais txog cov ntsiab lus ntawm Othello, piav qhia txog cov qauv ntawm lub atom, thiab teb cov lus nug Australian tsiaj qus.”

Xwb, tus tub kawm tus txhais lus uas paub qhov kev kawm zoo tuaj yeem suav nrog. Qhov txias dua yuav yog qhov kev xaiv thaum lub pantomime ntawm ib tug tub hluas uas tsis paub dab tsi yog txhais rau tus xibfwb los ntawm tib gouging, tab sis nrog kev ntseeg siab ntawm nws txoj cai.

Koj tsis xav li ntawd - nws yuav tsum muaj ib zaug

Nkauj lom zem txog cov menyuam kawm ntawv feem ntau yog yug los ntawm qhov tseeb tiag. Cov no yog cov hu ua luv luv anecdotes, hloov mus ua tej yam me me. Ntau qhov kev lom zem scenes txog cov tub ntxhais kawm nyob rau hauv lub plawv ntawm zaj dab neeg yog raws li qhov tsis muaj nyiaj ntawm qhov kev sib raug zoo stratum, tab sis qhov zoo siab ntawm cov tub ntxhais hluas, uas tau tsom mus rau tam sim no, tab sis nyob rau yav tom ntej, pab lawv tsis txhob "kub " txog qhov no. Piv txwv li, cov xwm txheej cuam tshuam nrog cov lus paj huam "tus tub kawm tshaib plab" yog heevtuaj yeem ua cov noob los ntawm qhov scenes rau cov tub ntxhais kawm hnub loj hlob, lom zem thiab tu siab me ntsis.

Nyob hauv lub tsev noj mov, ib tug txiv neej yuav ob lub hnyuv ntxwm nqa mus. Tus poj niam muag roj sarcastically tso dag: "Ib yam tshiab … Koj, Petrov, tsis txhob taug kev ncig, koj puas muaj hnub so?" - "Yog, Taisiya, Kuv ua kev zoo siab rau kuv hnub tseem ceeb … Yog, ntxiv, thov, 18 diav rawg!" Cov tub ntxhais kawm peeking ntawm lub qhov rooj ntawm chav noj mov, tos tus hero ntawm hnub.

Kev pib rau cov tub ntxhais kawm

Tshuaj lom zem uas yuav tsum tau ua thaum thawj cov tub ntxhais kawm hnub so no exaggerated thuam lub neej ntawm cov tub ntxhais hluas frivolous. Ntawm qhov tod tes, lawv zoo li tsis quav ntsej txog cov qhab nia, raug ntiab tawm ntawm lub tsev kawm ntawv thiab lub neej nyuaj uas lawv txoj hmoo ntsib. Tab sis ntawm qhov tod tes, tam sim no cov tub ntxhais kawm muaj lwm yam tseem ceeb, "saints" thiab "gods". Yog li ntawd, kev lom zem sketches txog cov tub ntxhais kawm ntawm qhov kev tshwm sim no yog qee qhov raws li kev ntshai ntawm cov tub ntxhais hluas ua ntej tus thawj tswj hwm lub chaw ua haujlwm, cov kws qhia nruj thiab kev xeem.

Stub ntawm Ntiaj Teb Scene

Koj tuaj yeem ua qhov kev lom zem pib rau cov tub ntxhais kawm, qhov chaw hais lus rau "tus laus". Cov tub hluas zaum hauv ib lub voj voog, ib yam li cov neeg Khab ua. Cov cwj mem thiab xaum tawm hauv lawv cov plaub hau tsis yog plaub. Lawv haus luam yeeb "kev sib haum xeeb" uas mus ncig hauv lub voj voog. Yuav kom sketches txog cov menyuam kawm ntawv, funny thiab tag nrho ntawm ib co sarcasm, kom ua tau zoo, nws yog ib qhov tsim nyog yuav tau xyuam xim tshwj xeeb rau cov cuab yeej ntawm cov kws ua yeeb yam: cov "cov txwj laus txawj ntse" hnav ris tsho nruj nrog lub hauv caug outstretched thiab torn T-shirts nrog. funny inscriptions, thiab"Beginners" - suits nrog ties thiab lub tsho dawb.

Txwj Laug hais lus rau cov tub ntxhais hluas

Kuv cov phooj ywg! Rau koj, nkag mus rau hauv kev sib ntaus sib tua nrog tus huab tais uas muaj hwj chim loj thiab siab phem ntawm kev tshawb fawb, tus uas twb paub txog kev nyuaj siab ntawm kev sib ntaus sib tua no tig nws cov lus. Nco ntsoov lub npe ntawm tus tub kawm Vajtswv uas muaj hwjchim loj kawg nkaus uas muaj npe hu ua Anunah!

Tab sis paub, peb tsis muaj tus vajtswv poj niam uas muaj hwj chim tsawg dua - kev txhawb nqa ntawm cov tub ntxhais kawm npe hu ua Freebie, uas tau ua tus poj niam ntawm Anunakh. Rau nws, qhov zoo tshaj plaws thiab tsis paub txog, peb tig ib hmos thiab niaj hnub thov Vajtswv thiab kua muag thov kev pab.

Pab Anunakh yog nws cov neeg pab-cov txheeb ze, vajtswv-tus sawv cev: tus tij laug siab tawv thiab ua haujlwm zoo Nuifigto, cov viv ncaus zoo nkauj Dapotom, Kaknibuduzh thiab Neseychas, tus siab zoo, pheej ua phem rau Anunakh tus kwv tij Yasodral, Votvezet, Shporaest. Hauv kev tu siab thiab teeb meem, tus menyuam kawm ntawv yuav tau txais kev nplij siab los ntawm Anunakh cov tub xeeb ntxwv, uas yog phooj ywg nrog nws: Nunesdam, Peresdam thiab Academ.

Txhua tus muaj hwj chim vaj tswv-despot Deanery tas li ua rog nrog Anunakh. Nws yog los ntawm nws txhais tes nyuaj uas txoj hmoo ntawm ntau ntawm peb compatriots puas! Thiab nws yog nws uas tab tom sim rhuav tshem Anunakh thiab tig cov tub ntxhais kawm fraternity mus rau nerds. Tab sis Anunakh nrog nws retinue tas li defeats lub intrigues ntawm lub Dean lub chaw ua hauj lwm, thiab indifference, nrog rau cov hnub nyoog-laus gouging, txuas ntxiv tswj lub nco qab ntawm tus yawm thiab indestructible kwv tij!

Nws tsim nyog nco ntsoov tias lub siab phem Dean lub chaw haujlwm tau pab los ntawm nws cov tub rog, cov dab ntawm Nauchruk,Kursovik, Nezachet thiab lwm tus. Ntawm lawv, tus siab phem despot Neud thiab nws tus poj niam siab phem sawv tawm nrog tshwj xeeb cynicism thiab siab phem. Tsuas yog ob.

Txhua lub zog tsaus ntuj tuav lawv Hnub Caiv ob zaug hauv ib xyoos, thaum lawv lub zog tau txais lub zog loj heev. Cov kev khi lus no raug hu los ntawm lo lus phem Session. Thaum Hnub Caiv, cov tub ntxhais kawm raug qhia kom coj lub neej ncaj ncees, nyob rau hauv uas tsis muaj qhov chaw pw tsaug zog, ua koob tsheej, qhov twg txhua leej txhua tus saib npias sai sai thiab tsis txhob nce mus rau hauv lub qhov rais ntawm cov poj niam hostel, thiab tseem thov Vajtswv nyuaj rau cov vajtswv zoo.: Anunakh, Freebie, Nuifigto, Shporaest thiab lwm yam.

Ntawm no yog qhov tseem ceeb, kuv cov menyuam, uas koj yuav tsum paub thiab nco ntsoov thaum pib ntawm txoj kev nplua no uas muaj kev txom nyem thiab kev tsim txom… Amen!”