Nkauj scenes rau xyoo tshiab. Funny scenes rau Xyoo Tshiab rau cov tub ntxhais kawm theem siab

2024 Tus sau: Leah Sherlock | [email protected]. Kawg hloov kho: 2023-12-17 05:37

Qhov kev tshwm sim yuav nthuav ntau yog hais tias funny scenes muaj nyob rau hauv tsab ntawv. Rau Xyoo Tshiab, nws tsim nyog ua si ob qho tib si ua ntej npaj thiab rov ua yeeb yam, nrog rau cov khoom me me. Koj tuaj yeem txuas rau qhov kev ua si thiab cov qhua lawv tus kheej. Funny scenes rau Xyoo Tshiab yuav ua tau zoo yog tias lawv cov phiaj xwm yog cov qub fairy tales nyob rau hauv txoj kev tshiab.

Lub koom haum ntawm improvisation

Yog tias lub tuam txhab tau so txaus lossis hnub so tau tuav hauv pab pawg loj, ces nws yuav tsis yooj yim rau kev ua si me me yam tsis tau npaj nrog cov neeg tuaj saib. Improvised funny scenes rau Xyoo Tshiab kuj tseem muaj qee qhov haujlwm txias. Qhov no yuav tsum yog ib feem ntawm tsab ntawv thumbnail.

Ua ntej pib ua yeeb yam lom zem rau Xyoo Tshiab, tus tswv tsev ntawm hnub so caw cov neeg uas xav ua yeeb yam mus rau hauv nruab nrab ntawm lub tsev lossis mus rau theem. Tom qab ntawd muaj kev kos duab ntau, raws li qhov tshwm sim ntawm cov neeg ua yeeb yam tau txais lawv lub luag haujlwm. Kev lom zem nyob rau hauv qhov tseeb hais tias tus txiv neej lub luag hauj lwm tuaj yeem mus rau kev sib deev ncaj ncees thiab vice versa. Improvised funny scenes rau Xyoo Tshiab rau cov menyuam kawm ntawv feem ntau muajkev vam meej.

stage costumes

Yog li cov kws ua yeeb yam tau sau ntawv nrog lawv lub luag haujlwm: Me Mouse, Georgian Rat, Hamster-Latvian cov neeg ua liaj ua teb. Tom qab ntawd, lawv raug caw tuaj koom ua kev pleev xim thiab hnav khaub ncaws. Rau cov laj thawj no, ib lub rooj npaj ua ntej, qhov twg cov cwj pwm ntawm cov khaub ncaws dag.

Tsis txhob ua tib zoo npaj cov khaub ncaws theem. Nws yog txaus los muab cov neeg ua yeeb yam tsuas yog qee cov ntsiab lus, ua tsaug uas tus neeg ua yeeb yam yuav pom tau hauv nws lub luag haujlwm. Piv txwv li, Georgian Rat tuaj yeem tso rau ntawm lub kaus mom loj nrog lub visor loj thiab kos lub hwj txwv dub. Lub tiab luv luv, zoo ib yam li ballet tutu, zoo meej rau tus nas luv, thiab ua ib qho kev pleev, nws yuav tsum tau ua kom nws daim di ncauj ci ntsa iab.

Fairy tale based on "Mukha-Tsokotukha"

Xaiv cov yeeb yam lom zem rau Xyoo Tshiab, tus kws sau ntawv tuaj yeem xaiv cov menyuam yaus zaj dab neeg zoo. Koj tuaj yeem rov ua "Fly-Tsokotukha" los ntawm kev hloov cov kab nrog cov tsiaj me. Cov lus ntawm cov neeg ua yeeb yam tau luam tawm ua ntej ntawm nplooj ntawv thiab muab rau cov neeg koom tam sim ua ntej qhov kev lom zem rau Xyoo Tshiab pib ua si. Lub koom haum kev tshwm sim yuav muaj kev koom ua ke ntau dua yog tias tus neeg nthuav qhia tau pab los ntawm cov kws kos duab ua ntej kev cob qhia thiab cov neeg tsim qauv uas paub txog cov phiaj xwm ntawm cov khoom sib xyaw.

pib ntawm mini-kev ua yeeb yam. Tawm Georgian Rat

Txhua qhov kev lom zem rau Xyoo Tshiab 2014 rau lub koom haum koom nrog pib nrog cov lus ntawm tus tshaj tawm, thiab cov neeg ua yeeb yam hauv chav kawm ntawm nws nyeemyuav tsum ua cov yeeb yam qhia hauv cov ntawv nrog lom zem:

- Nas-nas-shorty, Tus nas mus hauv qab lub rooj zaum, nas nrhiav nyiaj.

Ntxhais mus rau lub tsheb ciav hlau

Thiab kuv yuav Mazhitel.

Shorty nas:

- Hav, me tsiaj, tuaj!

Yog, nqa khoom plig.

Cia peb haus thiab hu nkauj, seev cev, Ua si sib txawv, Feem ntau - ua kev zoo siab rau Xyoo Tshiab!

Presenter:

- Ntawm no los Nas

Grey Rat-Georgian.

Shorty nas

Nws muab tangerine.

Georgian Rat:

- Daragay kuv tus ntxhais!

Koj yuav tsum noj nws

In ib nrab feeb! Thiab tiam no

Tau txais xov xwm zoo!

Kev sib tw thaum lub sijhawm me me

Ntxhais ua yeeb yam rau Xyoo Tshiab yuav ua kom muaj zog dua yog tias lawv cov qhua kuj koom nrog ntau yam kev sib tw ntawm txoj kev. Yog li ntawd, tus thawj coj yuav tsum tau caw ntau tus neeg tuaj koom kev sib tw ntawm lub sijhawm no. Kev sib tw "Leej twg yuav noj tangerine sai dua" hauv pab pawg feem ntau tshwm sim sai heev thiab zoo siab. Tus yeej tuaj yeem muab khoom plig lom zem, zoo li daim ntawv nrog rau kev lom zem horoscope rau xyoo tom ntej. Koj tuaj yeem ua rau txoj haujlwm nyuaj los ntawm kev caw cov neeg sib tw noj tangerines kom nrawm, tab sis nrog lawv txhais tes khi tom qab lawv nraub qaum.

Latvian Hamster txiv neej nkag mus

Tus tswv tsev txuas ntxiv:

- Tom qab Georgians

Hamster tuaj, Slow, calm

Latvian txiv neej.

Nqa txiv qaub raukhoom plig

Thiab hais cov lus…

Hamster-Latvian txiv neej:

- Koj, Me nas, Koj tsis tuaj yeem nyob ib leeg!

Tus poj niam yuav tsum noj txiv qaub, Yuav ua li cas, Kuv qhia tau, Yuav nrhiav tau tus txiv.

Tau taub hau

Lemon - txhob tso tseg!

Thiab ua peb lub voj voog nrog nws

Nrog lub rooj. Saib!

Tam sim no kuv yuav tsum nqa ib tug broom

Thiab… caij nws!

tsis muaj nws, hluas nkauj, Peb ua tsis tau khawv koob!

Koj yuav dhia raws rooj, "Hurrah!", qw. Thaum

Music yuav tsum -

Tau koj tus txiv!

Final me me scene

Tom qab qee cov khawv koob txias txias, Nas raug yuam kom seev cev tango nrog tus neeg ua ntej uas nws nres thaum kawg ntawm lub suab. Koj tuaj yeem txuas ntxiv qhov kev ua si thiab muab rau "conjure" tus txiv rau koj tus kheej rau ob peb tus poj niam ntxiv los ntawm cov qhua.

Tom qab ntawd tus kws qhia txuas ntxiv nyeem tus sau cov ntawv:

- Qhov thib peb tshwm sim, Of course Santa Claus.

Nws yog Shorty nas

Tab sis lub crust tsis yooj yim, Vim li cas tham tsis tau.

Degree cov ntaub ntawv loj

Yawg tso tau tseg!

Txiv Frost tawm los thiab pib muab cov ntawv pov thawj txias rau cov nkauj. Cov no tuaj yeem yog cov ntaub ntawv kawm tiav los ntawm cov tsev kawm qib siab thiab tau txais cov kev tshwj xeeb tshaj plaws: "Boiling, kib, stewing thiab s alting yam tsis muaj kev nqhis dej ntxiv rau cov niam tsev tshiab", "Kev kho mob hauv tsev kawm qib siab nrog kev ua liaj ua teb tsis zoo thiab kev qhia ntxiv rau cov poj niam.tub rog cov neeg ua haujlwm", "Kev nom kev tswv thiab Economic University ntawm lub rooj hais lus thiab kev tsis sib haum xeeb hauv chav haus luam yeeb".

Sketches rau cov tub ntxhais kawm theem siab

Cov tub ntxhais kawm theem siab kuj tuaj yeem raug caw tuaj ua yeeb yam luv luv yam tsis tau npaj. Qub fairy tales nyob rau hauv ib txoj kev tshiab kuj haum rau lawv, tshwj xeeb tshaj yog yog hais tias cov zajlus muaj feem xyuam rau lub tsev kawm ntawv lub ntsiab. Xws li scenes lom zem rau Xyoo Tshiab rau cov tub ntxhais kawm theem siab yog qee qhov nco txog kev ua yeeb yam ntawm KVN pab pawg. Tab sis koj yuav tsum tsis txhob tsis kam lees pre-rehearsed miniatures.

Kev ua yeeb yam luv luv ntsig txog tsev kawm ntawv lub neej yeej ib txwm pom los ntawm cov menyuam kawm ntawv uas muaj kev txaus siab ntxiv. Yog li ntawd, qhov kev lom zem tshaj plaws rau Xyoo Tshiab rau cov tub ntxhais kawm theem siab yog ib txwm yog cov uas ua rau cov tub ntxhais kawm tub nkeeg thiab tsis saib xyuas cov tub ntxhais kawm tau ntse ua si kom tsis txhob kawm cov ntsiab lus, tab sis kom tau qhab nia siab rau cov lus teb.

"Zaj Dab Neeg Ntsuag" in the new high school students

Presenter:

- Nws tau tshaj tawm hauv 11 "A" chav kawm tias tag kis yuav muaj kev xeem hauv cov ntaub ntawv. Yog li Maxim Dvoechnikov xav txog yuav ua li cas kom qhov teeb meem no mus. Nws tuaj txog ntawm ntug dej thiab pib hu tus ntses kub…

Max:

- Yuav ua li cas nrog cov offset, huh? Tom qab tag nrho, kuv yuav tsis tso tseg, stopudovo! Qhov no txhais tau hais tias lawv yuav tsis raug tso cai mus xeem Unified State Examination, thiab lub tsev kawm ntawv yuav kub hnyiab nrog ib tug xiav nplaim, thiab nyob rau hauv cov tub rog … Auj, kuv tsis xav li ntawd! Tej zaum hu rau ib tug goldfish, uas kuv, txawm thaum kuv mus rau kindergarten, tso tawm ntawm no los ntawm ib tug thoob dej yug ntses? Kuv mam sim… Hav koj, amphibian! Los tsis yog… Hav, dej hiav txwv!Hauv luv luv, scaly-tailed! Ua luam dej ntawm no! Tej yam tsis tshwm sim … Okay, Kuv mam li xa lus rau nws tam sim no! Tsuas yog qhov chaw nyob yog dab tsi? Xav paub!

Ntses tuaj:

- Kuv qhov chaw nyob yog "fish-dog-sea-dot-ru"… Qhov no, Maxim Dvoechnikov, Kuv ua tiav koj qhov kev xav tau thawj zaug!

Maxim:

- Wow, cov no yog jam pancakes! Los, ntses, tsis txhob ua luam dej, Kuv mam li ua ib tug thib ob xav rau koj. Hauv luv, Kuv xav … (ntxhi) zoo, Kuv yuav tsis siv kuv qhov kev ntshaw ntawm qhov kev lees paub ruam no … (Hloov siab) Tuaj, ntses, ua rau kuv tus thawj tswj hwm!

Ntses (dej):

- Yog, tab sis koj tsis xav ua tus kav hiav txwv, thiab kuv ua haujlwm rau koj pob?

Maxim:

- Puas yog, zoo li, tus thawj coj ntawm lub nkoj xa nkoj? Tsis yog, kuv tsis xav tau! Los ntawm Thawj Tswj Hwm!

Ntses:

- Zoo, nws tus kheej hais tias "Los ntawm Thawj Tswj Hwm!" - Ntawm no koj mus.

Tus Thawj Kav Tebchaws tawm hauv qab qhov xwm txheej. Maxim:

- Auj, tus no yog leej twg? Vladimir Vladimirovich nws tus kheej?

- Yog, yog kuv. Thiab koj yog leej twg, Dvoechnikov? Tsis tas li ntawd, zoo li, nws xav pom tus thawj tswj hwm? Auj, kuv twb tau koj 105 hnub no. Tus ntses kub tsim txom kuv kiag li … (tso, so hws ntawm nws lub hauv pliaj nrog ib lub phuam). Tab sis kuv tseem yuav tau mus rau lub rooj sib tham ntawm Pawg Thawj Kav Tebchaws niaj hnub no, tom qab ntawd ya mus rau Africa nrog kev pab tib neeg - ntim ntawm peb cov kab laum qhuav … Obama, dua, teb rau kev rau txim, koj yuav tsum tau qhia "tshis lub ntsej muag", tab sis kom txhua yam yog kab lis kev cai, diplomatic. Tab sis, koj puas ntseeg, Maxim, muaj qee zaus kuv nyob tsis muaj kev txhawj xeeb, khiav mus kawm ntawv, zoo li koj, khiav … Cia peb hloov, Dvoechnikov: Kuv nyob hauv koj qhov chaw, thiab koj nyob hauv kuv?

Maxim:

- Tsis yog, Vladimir Vladimirovich, Kuv xav nyob hauv kuv tus kheej! Kuv tsis xav tias ya mus rau Africa nrog cov kab laum qhuav!

Ntses:

- Zoo heev! Thib peb xav tau!

Maxim:

- Kuv yog neeg ruam, Kuv rhuav tshem tag nrho 3 txoj kev ntshaw! Yog li koj yuav tau kawm cov ntaub ntawv no koj tus kheej … Tab sis txhua yam pib zoo!

Lub "Gene thiab Losers" scene

Cov tub ntxhais kawm pib paub txog "Eugene Onegin" los ntawm qib 7th. Yog li ntawd, nws yog qhov tsim nyog los tsim cov phiaj xwm me me, raws li cov khoom siv ntawm cov ntaub ntawv kawm. Funny scenes rau xyoo tshiab rau qib 7 tau los ntawm kev sib xyaw ob peb lub tsev kawm ntawv ua ke.

Qhov xwm txheej pib nrog kev sib tham ntawm tus genie thiab Maxim Dvoechnikov. Ib tug tub hluas nug nws tus phooj ywg tshiab los pab nws teb hauv zaj lus qhia txog biology - qhov kawg ntawm ib nrab xyoo yog ntawm qhov ntswg, qhov xwm txheej yuav tsum tau kho.

- Raisa Vitalievna yuav nug kuv, nws tau cog lus tseg! Nov yog kab lus uas koj yuav xav qhia rau kuv, nkag siab?

- Nkag siab, oh, Max, kuv tus phooj ywg thiab tus tswv! Kuv yuav ua txhua yam raws li koj thov!

Zaj lus qhia pib, tus kws qhia ntawv nkag mus rau hauv chav kawm thiab tshaj tawm tias biology tau hloov nrog cov ntaub ntawv niaj hnub no. Tom qab ntawd nws hu Maxim rau lub rooj tsavxwm thiab hais kom nws nthuav tawm cov duab ntawm Onegin. Maxim pib hais lus:

- Eugene Onegin… ib lub peev ntawm cov thawj coj uas nyob hauv St. Petersburg, - tom qab ntawd tus tub hluas shudders thiab mumbles monotonously (xws li cov txiaj ntsig ntawm telepathy). - Nws lub cev muaj kev sib cuam tshuam cov fungus thiab algae … Nws tsis tshua muaj neegunpretentious, yog li nws muaj peev xwm ciaj sia nyob rau hauv tundra, thiab nyob rau hauv cov suab puam, thiab txawm nyob rau hauv ib tug liab qab pob zeb…

Tus kws qhia saib Maxim nrog kev xav tsis thoob:

- Dvoechnikov, koj puas noj qab nyob zoo? Tej yam koj teb … tej yam txawv txawv! Koj lub taub hau zoo li cas?

- Kuv noj qab nyob zoo! Thiab kuv lub taub hau yog zoo, tab sis (dua tus tub hluas shudders thiab mus rau ib tug monotonous retelling ntawm cov ntawv nyeem ntawm phau ntawv) lub cev yog ib tug thallus qhov twg cov fungus parasitizes ntawm algae … Qhov no yog hu ua kev sib nrig sib symbiosis. Txawm li cas los xij, qhov kev tshawb pom ntawm haustoria - fungal outgrowths - hauv algal hlwb ua pov thawj qhov ntxeev: nws yog cov alga uas nqus cov kab mob ntawm cov kab mob thiab yog kab mob cab! - Maxim shudders dua, los ntawm nws lub siab thiab tig mus rau tus kws qhia ntawv. - Kuv tuaj yeem qhia koj txog Tatiana Larina?

- Okay, Maxim, qhia kuv…

- Tatyana yog ib tus neeg tag nrho, Pushkin hu nws lub tswv yim qab zib… (shudders) Outwardly, nws loj dua ib tug txiv neej… Nyob rau lub caij nplooj zeeg nws weaves ib cocoon los ntawm lub web thiab nteg nws qe nyob rau hauv nws…

Tshaj:

- Yog txaus, Dvoechnikov, thuam peb! Zaum, suav!

Dvoechnikov khiav tawm mus rau hauv txoj kev, khiav mus rau lub genie thiab ntaus nws lub taub hau nrog phau ntawv:

- Koj ruam, genie! Thiab koj lub xov tooj yog ruam!

Gene txeeb phau ntawv los ntawm Max thiab ntaus nws lub taub hau nrog cov lus:

- Tus neeg ruam nws tus kheej! Kawm - koj saib, koj yuav dhau los ua tub ntxhais kawm zoo!

Dab neeg los ntawm cov menyuam yaus sau ua lub hauv paus rau tsev kawm ntawv me me

Thov npaj cov yeeb yam lom zem rau Xyoo Tshiab rau qib 6, tuaj yeem khaws cov dab neeg luv luv funny thiab sim ua si. Cov no tuaj yeem yog cov khoom me me rau tsev kawm ntawvntsiab. Cov dab neeg uas tau piav qhia los ntawm Viktor Dragunsky yog qhov zoo tshaj plaws, piv txwv li, zaj dab neeg "Lub Main Rivers of America" los yog "Ib qho hluav taws kub hauv lub Outbuilding, los yog Feat in the Ice". Los ntawm txoj kev, tib cov dab neeg no yuav zoo kawg nkaus ua rau funny scenes rau Xyoo Tshiab rau qib 5.

Koj tuaj yeem sau koj tus kheej cov dab neeg raws li cov xwm txheej tiag tiag - qhov no yuav yog qhov tseem ceeb ntawm hnub so.